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It's the dunk tank.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 87 points 11 months ago (4 children)

bro took his reddit avatar with him ๐Ÿ’€

[โ€“] [email protected] 55 points 11 months ago

I see a snoo, I bully. simple as.

[โ€“] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago

why the fuck are they even here

you want to be a liberal shitbag on reddit? go ahead, no one will say a damn thing, they got thousands of times more users, subreddits, and content

[โ€“] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

Why have you posted a good take? I'm dissapointed, I'd like to speak to the manager.

[โ€“] [email protected] 67 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

Me normally:
GSRM (Gender Sexual and Romantic Minorities) is a great concise phrasing to make everyone feel included. meow-coffee

Me when a chud goes off about too many letter:
"bird-screm-2 I'M ADDING MORE LETTERS JUST FOR YOU BIGOT

[โ€“] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago (2 children)

and there's going to be 10000 new ones every time you bitch about it meow-tableflip

[โ€“] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago

The acronym just got 10 letters longer trump-anguish

[โ€“] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago

no more half measures walter

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

too closely resembles ASMR and GRRM

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

George RR Martin breathily reads you a romantic scene between two trans women: GRRM GSRM ASMR

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

GSRM (Gender Sexual and Romantic Minorities) is a great concise phrasing to make everyone feel included

As a cishet I'm really glad I found this as an option because while "queer" is a good catchall term IMO I don't generally feel comfortable using an arguably reclaimed slur as someone outside of the group it was used against except around people who know I'm not a chud about to pull out some more antiquated tactical slurs.

[โ€“] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago

lemm.ee

sigh

[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago

By calling me a bigot, you're the real bigot yourself galaxy-brain

[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago

I should probably stop assuming people have encyclopedic knowledge of The Simpsons, nevertheless:

Phony McRingring: ...and scientists have shown that even monkeys can remember 10 characters! You're not stupider than a monkey, right?

frothingfash How big of a monkey?

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

ngl it is a tedious acronym and this is coming from one of the letters that's usually not included (I'm ace). I say queer instead when I need to refer to all of us broadly.

That redditor's a douche tho

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

I say queer instead

seems to be p widely agreed upon as the solution, but anyone complaining about the acronym should still be shot on sight

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Bigots keep raging about it 24/7, they've been a fucking joke for years.

you are truly a bunch of imbecile

Never call people "u r dum" names while making typos like that. the-more-you-know

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Every time you complain we're gonna add another letter.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's the guy who was doing anticommunist trolling on Lemmygrad and defending the Brave browser shocked-pikachu

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

It's not our fault the masses are generally a disgusting horde of thoughtless, hedonistic nazis that can't be bothered to read anything that might challenge their base pleasure they find in bullying "weirdos". Let alone have the intellectual capacity to understand something as basic as "kindness".

Do they really think mindless automatons like grillman are in the right about such issues? Let alone ANY issue?

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Actually, hedonism was invented by a Greek philosopher who was rare among his contemporaries for allowing women and slaves to study at his school as equals. He believed a life of simple pleasures in moderation was the key to happiness. He spent all day gardening and discussing philosophy, and then had a glass of wine and (CW: carnism) cheese before bed. He was also an empiricist who believed the world was made of atoms, and he taught that fear of death was the cause of a great deal of human suffering. He believed people should act with kindness in order to ease their own conscience, instead of doing it because they're scared of divine punishment.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epicurus

Hedonism is antifascist.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Proposal for the last sentence to become a tagline.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I prefer the Swedish acronym HBTQ, even shorter. Merges L and G as homosexual. I don't mind if people use more letters but it just invited ridicule and is frankly beats the point of the original acronym which is supposed to include everyone.

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

giving a shit about what bigots think is pointless. I use queer for brevity but I will go at it with anyone who tries to mock additional letters getting added on. being more inclusive is never a bad thing.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Could argue that the more groups you specify with new letters the more groups will be left out as it no longer feels like it represents everyone if they don't get their own letter, making it less inclusive.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

i like the +, it's like if the letter T was queer comfy-cool