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[–] [email protected] 64 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

This portrays weakness. Me? I'd get a big plate carrier with "if you come at the king don't miss" written on it.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Trump giving a speech with an open-carry and plate carrier would cause a meltdown by the civility libs.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I don't know if he has the Standing School post-grad needed to stand wearing a plate carrier and level 4 plates for that long, he'd probably fall over and get stuck on his back like a turtle

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

It would be very funny.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

This is how we know Trump has lost his rizz. 2016 Trump would have done this.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

I'd get a big plate carrier with "if you come at the king don't miss" written on it.

If it was in le epic Gambo font like that "DAE LE WINTER IS COMING" promo material last election cycle was, trump-anguish might improve his chances.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

trump-who-must-go TRUMP kevlar ear covers now available folks, I wear them, they're the best. People said I shouldn't wear these, they showed me a diagram of a plane with all these red dots on it, and they told me I couldn't put armor where the dots are, can you believe that? They said you can't put armor on the red dots because people might get offended. Well folks I don't care what they say I'm putting the armor where the bullets go.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, I thought they were gonna go for the whole "Trump as 50 Cent" thing after the shooting.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Thinking about that video of Castro showing off his "bulletproof vest" and it's just his bare chest fidel-cool

[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Can't the people behind him still shoot him?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 weeks ago

They were asked not to.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The glass is largely cosmetic, devs just turned off his hitbox for the event.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

The glass is largely cosmetic, devs just turned off his hitbox for the event.

Just like with "Lord British," people can find a way.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

GUN CONTROL WORKS????

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

Wait actually? What about my second amendment rights

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Just putting this here:

To be clear, this image is from a speech he gave 5 years ago nerd

I guess it was raining or something so they put him in a cube lol

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

They did this because of woke

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

They couldn't get a pop up tent? Seems like that would be cheaper and better in every way.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago

This is how you know he's cooked. Totally scared now. Hiding behind this screen is pure cowardice.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

🎶 iiiiiiiii am the maaaaaaaan in the box 🎵

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

Woooooon't you come and SAVE ME

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If he wouldn't just dress like any western business dork but somehow worse, you could at least call it the drip cube. As it is, it's just a dollar store version of Magneto's plastic prison from that old X-Men movie.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

As it is, it's just a dollar store version of Magneto's plastic prison from that old X-Men movie.

When dem finally arrests Trump at the end of the year for the unforgivable crime of being a cheeto-man, they'll put him in there to contain his Cheeto powers. He'll escape by having Marjorie Taylor Green seduce the security guard like Mystique did and inject liquified Cheeto dust directly into the guard's blood instead of iron.

"Many many Cheetos in your blood. We love to see it. Tremendous levels." trump-kubrick-stare

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

His biggest enemy is an assassin hovering above him in a hot air balloon

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

China, now is the time to release the hot ballon army

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Imagine he wins and does this every single time he speaks in Public

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine how the inside of the cube would smell.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

He really reminds me of Shaq playing with the Celtics. Dude's washed.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

how can he breathe encased in lucite like that?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

they're pumping spice gas in. trump is ascending to become a navigator.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

bless the water and its maker

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

trump will be giving speeches from the magneto prison from now on.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

If he was frozen in a giant ice cube would that count as wet because when it's frozen it's not water anymore?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Hiding behind a cum stained glass screen like a big coward.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Trump lacks the moral vest

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago