*holds cup of fake sperm at you, furiously* I bet you're like really mad now, huh? 
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Imagining a chud furiously trying to explain how they're owning you while holding a cup of imitation jizz and you're just trying to get to the coffee shop 
There's gotta be some cum colored antiseptic lotion right? Bit idea: Bring some in a cup like this and share it at the rally... or even chuck it at the opposition. My mind is alight with possibility!
Chemical warfare
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Cumical warfare was right fuckin there dude.
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Uh, some sperm is foaming out your mouth. Might want to take care of that.
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not beating the "being weird" allegations
I kinda hate that Walz and then the entire DNC started calling these weirdos weird openly because now I feel like some soyfacing redditor every time I see pretty much anything they're doing. What other word is there besides weird and synonyms for it for this behavior though. I know the old trope "republicans hate science" but holy shitting Jesus man.
I remember as a kid/teen the "debate" (there was no debate, it was some Nazi fuckle sticks on "one side" and people who aren't fuckles on the other) over using stem cells from fetuses. Like people were openly discussing if we should be able to do science and purely ethical science too. Not experimenting on living people or their corpses. Not "forcing abortions" or whatever insanity right wingers have been saying for 50 years just to harvest the cells. When I really consider what was being "discussed" when I was teen, it makes me even more pissed off that people think I and anyone else that age were supposed to grow up and just accept this dogshit.
Welcome back to 2004: Should we nuke ~~Iraq~~ Iran now or later? Isn't ejaculation murder? Menstruation is also murder. Why are we all murdering these beautiful potential children and why aren't we nuking ~~Iraq~~ Iran?! Please, God, can we just fucking nuke something already?! Bolton intensifies
Isn't ejaculation murder?
Every sperm is sacred
every cum is crucial
every ejaculate is esteemed
all semen is significant
is this the motto of the isra*li cum squad?
alongside "fuck, the ass cum prod shocked me again"
Is there a BDS exemption on buying an "ass cum prod"?
Asking for a friend
BDS 'em
I do not avoid women, but I do deny them my essence.
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George Bush had an entire-ass primetime address to the nation all about stem cells. It was his last big speech before Sept. 11.
Damn, if only I could go back to Sept 11 and do one of those "God is punishing America for going against his will! He loves stem cells!"
After posting this, I reread my comment and had to appreciate my own self for not saying I'd go back to Sept 11 to prevent the hijackings and attacks... just to condemn America and say "see? Deserved it."
Self congratulations.
History ended but then people just felt they had to continue doing medical research and it started right up again, smh
Sometimes I long for the simpler times where human-animal hybrids was the number one concern facing this nation.
I think one of the first times being a leftie resonated with me instead of being an anti-war lib was seeing people get cyber bullied for being racist. They weren't talking down to them and they weren't offended. They wanted pictures of their hog. They were a little freak who needed to shut the fuck up.
If that's co-opted by the DNC I'll be sad in the sentimental sense. Our adaptation when they invariably fuck it up and lean too hard on the pageantry will be exciting.
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I remember as a kid/teen the "debate" (there was no debate, it was some Nazi fuckle sticks on "one side" and people who aren't fuckles on the other) over using stem cells from fetuses. Like people were openly discussing if we should be able to do science and purely ethical science too. Not experimenting on living people or their corpses. Not "forcing abortions" or whatever insanity right wingers have been saying for 50 years just to harvest the cells. When I really consider what was being "discussed" when I was teen, it makes me even more pissed off that people think I and anyone else that age were supposed to grow up and just accept this dogshit.
Now, the primary MAGA financer is a literal vampire billionaire that's made one of his blood boys the VP candidate. I know fascists aren't known for ideological consistency.
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When a fascist cult obsessed with reproduction wants to restrict reproduction but also force others to reproduce while also shaming and presumably forbidding medical assistance with reproduction while at the same time poisoning the planet even more in a way that makes such medical assistance more and more necessary for reproduction 
Scraped directly off the upholstery.
Oh good God that's an awesome bit for a counter protester to bring cushions for their "samples"
Plus you can sit on the cushions if you get tired of winning
Oh shit, here's Fuentes with the black lights!
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Feels like it was cooked up in a lab to be as repellent as possible. Imagine trying to build a mass movement around bullying someone for using IVF
Imagine trying to build a movement when one of the core pieces of the group you're idolizing looks and acts like a channer
How Israeli of them, saving them jizz.
Edit: i love this dumbass phone for autocorrecting to jazz.
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Women in MAGA:
"LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME I'M ONE OF THE GOOD ONES! PRAISE ME, LEOPARDS! YOU WILL NEVER EAT MY PARTICULAR FACE!"
How it started:
How it's going:
Imagine having so little going on in your life that you focus everything on a politician. I just don't understand.
"Yeah I totally bought another man's seman for my wife I bet you feel so fucking owned right now, doncha lib?"
If we're workshopping insults id like to call these cats "jizzabels". Do you think the religious undertone will make them mad or is it too subtle?
lmao jizzabel might be too subtle. I don't think enough boomers know what "jizz" means tbh. Like I could see my mom asking me what it means when it gets mentioned on the news Harris' campaign is now calling Trump "Jizzaboo and Chief."
One of the best self owns...
Reactionary trolling should just stick to online. Every time in real life it goes something like.
: “LOL U MAD? U MAD BRO? ARE YOU MAD? BECAUSE YOU BETTER BE YOU PIECE OF SHIT! I HATE YOU SO MUCH! DIE DIE DIE!”
Are they bragging that they have Vance's jizz in a cup? Are they sharing that they themselves jizzed into a cup and all it took was that little picture of his face to get them off? I really don't understand
So Vance had those coom cups prepared beforehand
Welcome to ~~flavor country~~ cum town!
Our genetic superiors everyone.
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