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[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Gender marketing in products should be banned entirely.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

~~Gender~~ marketing ~~in products~~ should be banned entirely.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

:bill-hicks:

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Am I missing something or is it gender marketing because there's a girl on it?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

is girl boos supposed to be an entendre

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

A bit of wordplay

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Hello, my name is Carmella Creeper, and welcome to the Cereal Killer Podcast..."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

This is so fucking corny but at the same time so good.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is that the guy that solved racism ?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

The one and only

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Aha! A hidden link!

Ain't clickin anyway, don't feel like it ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Here in Australia, American breakfast cereals are only sold in lolly shops (candy stores)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

that and "convenience stores" that are just a front to sell grey-market nicotine vapes

looking at you, EzyMart, you killed the pie warmer near my favourite pub and replaced it with Lucky Charms and Hershey bars you prick

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Can't believe they made cereal political

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I hate that so much of the stuff I used to really enjoy was literally just fucking poison marketed to kids.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Send not to know for whom the slop sells,

It sells for thee.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm going to say at least it feels more original than "frute brute".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

They just needed to make her a clear distinct monster. I can't tell if she's supposed to be a zombie or the bride of Frankenstein.

Like all they had to do was put a yassified skeleton girl on the cereal box and I'm pretty sure that would have been better.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wait, what? Aren't those cereals all based on archtype van hellsing type monsters? They went with a zombie DJ? Witch is just sitting there on the table, isn't it?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

She reads a little Bride of Frankenstein's Monster with the hair

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm not the one foot posting

shocked-dino

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Me next time I take a picture for hexbear, lest anyone gets weird about my grippers