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honestly bein the kid of the richest man in the world and an trans communist is a very funny bit tbh, i hope she posts here.
really proof of my prior post that being trans 9/10 times makes you into godless socialist
Hello, Pinkerton? Yes, my kids are unionising
Oh my GOD her dead name Elon gave her started with X, this man is a total goddamn clown
He gave all nine of his kids names that include an X.
That's some next level narcissism and a perpetually juvenile obsession with a le epic algebra concept he never got over.
-Constantly say/post transphobic shit.
-Daughter thinks rich people are evil.
How could her school do this to her?
— Wait. You're also a communist who thinks anyone rich is evil.
— The lieutenant's eyes pierce you from behind the thick glass of his spectacles. He seems staggeringly tense.
[Challenging: Success] — He needs armed bodyguards to go to the bathroom. There's not a chance he'll let you get any closer if he thinks you're against him. It's better to keep your affiliations to yourself...for now.
— And then, bratan? Then it will be time!
Idk, usually the parent is a bigger factor in those sorts of beliefs
If my father was Musk, and my grandfather was Errol, and you saw all the peoole they associate with, it seems it would be impossible to not conclude that all rich people are evil 
"Am I, pictured here standing next to Ghislaine Maxwell at a party, evil? No, it is the children who are wrong. They have been indoctrinated by checks notes the Communist government of Palo Alto."
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becoming an anticapitalist just cuz i don't want to get dragged to bohemian grove anymore
help, literally all of my two dozen kids think i'm a parasitic, evil piece of shit! i'm a perfect father, but the woke school system has succeeded in turning every single one of them against me!
"what do you mean 'spend time with them'? I already spend money on them"
elon's daughter go on chapo
Elon Musk has like 26 illegitimate children by 22 mothers and doesn’t pay child support or acknowledge half of em. He pays underlings at his work to fuck him and have his children, he is obsessed with spreading his seed. If I were his kid I wouldn’t just hate him because he’s rich, I would just hate him because he’s an evil bastard and shitty man child that can’t be a father
Elon my man your daughter knows you personally that's why she hates you
Lol, the levels of divorced dad energy have gone critical and it doesn't look like he's going to stop telling on himself anytime soon.
remember basically all billionaires are like this, they just don't tend to admit things publicly at the same rate
Way to advertise it and to demonstrate how fucking evil he is. 
He really believes he's doing things in a smart way. Imagine being such a capricious pissbaby that nobody around you is brave enough to tell you when you're showing your whole ass on the internet.
I'm not happy he's so wealthy and powerful, but it's nice to see that his wealth and power doesn't make him happy either.
finally, a yankee school that isn't teaching horseshit
This fucking dude was made stupidly rich by California schools and Universities and he still has the audacity to cry about them.
Famously, the entirety of Silicon Valley is built on taking something from an Uni lab and pretending you built it in your start-up garage
Garage charter schools when
the most divorced guy energy I've seen in awhile
Yeah, that's why she hates you, and not because you're a completely uninvolved father.
I sometimes wonder how many children of the ruling class hate their own families and would potentially join us
Just make sure they're still in the will, give the rest of their family the Romanov treatment and we've got a shit load of funds for revolutionary activities
Oh for God's sake, the girl is like 19 years old. If she were 14 he'd have some pretext to be making this claim but a 19yo is fully capable of being responsible for their own political beliefs and they're likely not in school anymore.
Not only is it disgusting to remove someone's agency like this "B-but I can't tolerate their political beliefs and the only way that I believe a person could become a communist is by brainwashing!!" but, if it's such a big deal how much influence this school (for the absurdly wealthy) that your daughter attended has, then idk maybe blame yourself for being an absentee father who failed to provide any "good" influence on your daughter as she was growing up?
is there something you'd like to share with the (working) class
we've got this guy too
