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Dallas pigs just can't stop making people so angry at them that they become assassination targets (RIP Micah Johnson).

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

For some residents, the brutal manner in which the police said Officer Burks was killed called to mind a 2016 shooting, when a heavily armed sniper gunned down five officers in downtown Dallas during a protest against fatal police shootings. That shooting remains the deadliest single attack on law enforcement since Sept. 11.

Police propaganda is such a spectacle in this country. 5 people is the deadliest attack since 9/11

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago

9/11 was an attack on law enforcement, because when heroic Officer Joe "Joey Two Meats" Avelino saw a video of the second plane hitting the towers, he fell off the toilet and got his head stuck between the toilet tank and the wall. after screaming for assistance, 2 other officers (Sgt. Anthony "Tony the Neck" Braggadocio, Officer Donato "Fat Donny" Lorenzo) came into the bathroom and tactically deployed themselves to affect a rescue of the distressed officer.

in trying to dislodge his head, they both had heart attacks and died. Officer Avelino was stuck there with his two fallen brothers, ultimately aspirating his own piss and dying as well.

at the time, this was the single deadliest attack on law enforcement in the US and the worst toilet involved disaster in a Staten Island police station since 1993, after a retirement party for Lieutenant Carmine "Chicken Carm" Mozzarello involving a 6 foot meatball sandwich.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

party-sicko officer-down lets-fucking-go

The suspect, identified by officials as Corey Cobb-Bey biden-point It's CORN POP!

Officer Burks was a former high school math teacher

big-honk Why'd you abandon teaching kids and turn into a state thug? What a freaking carrer transition! packwatch

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey teach I'm having a bit of trouble with this equation:

1000+312

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

But that isn't an equation

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

that's why he needs help

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The man, who officials said appeared to record the encounter on his cellphone, briefly spoke to Officer Burks, then pulled out a handgun and shot him dead.
[...]
It was unclear on Saturday what might have motivated the attack.

lmao what kind of putty-brained journalist shitbag do you have to be to write these statements. yeah I'm sure the conversation's contents are not being shared with you because they make the cop look too good

Officer Burke was shot and killed while sitting in his patrol vehicle on a break.

hahaha the photo caption misspells his name

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It was unclear on Saturday what might have motivated the attack.

Definitely not centuries of assassins, thieves, rapists, and killers preying on the population. That's certainly not a factor, especially after the men who sicced assassins on Breonna Taylor in her sleep were completely absolved of responsibility this week.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/kentucky-judge-dismisses-charges-two-former-officers-connected-breonna-rcna168052

Officer Burke was shot and killed while sitting in his patrol vehicle on a break.

They're going to go fucking berserk. This is one of their greatest, and least rational or realistic, fears.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 weeks ago

no more half measures walter

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

At the time of reading, this thread was visited by:

  • 1 very angry bootlicker that downvoted post and every comment
  • 1 moderately angry bootlicker that downvoted post and some comments
  • 1 mildly angry bootlicker that downvoted only the post
[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago

and hexbear doesn't even have downvotes so

gg lemmitors

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 weeks ago

And many moreofficer-down

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 weeks ago

May one hundred dorner 's bloom

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In my head I'm hearing a little "oink" every time the arrow bounces

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

~oink~ ~oink~ ~oink~ ~oink~ ~oink~ ~oink~ ~oink~ ~oink~ ~oink~ ~oink~ ~oink~ ~oink~ ~oink~ ~oink~...

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago

Gotta pump those numbers up

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago

A very merry officer down to all my friends! 😊

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago

Report the cops for feeding

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That footage of Johnson juking around a couple of pillars like he's going for a tacnuke in CoD is pure kino. One of the only times I've ever seen them pigmask-off being hunted like animals and totally unable to defend themselves.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They freaked the fuck out and illegally executed him.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They attached a bomb to a robot once they had him cornered. First time a bomb drone was used to execute a us citizen domestically.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait who? Not this Johnson?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

yes, Micah Johnson was killed with a bomb robot

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago

targeted attack?? let's gooo hexcrab-party

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago

Obligatory another kkkrakkka down unlimited genocide on the first world

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Lmao the r/news thread got locked by reddit-logo mods because users kept making and upvoting comments mocking the death by using the same language media uses to describe cops murdering civilians. Honestly surprised to see it, maybe the bootlickers and their bots are away for the holiday weekend.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

Hope everyone's having a good night!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

May the crabs continue dancing crab-party

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Clearly they need some targeting practice

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

the most polish of comments

I love you for it

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

"“I know that the word ‘ambush’ has been thrown around in the last 24 hours or so,” he said. “That’s not what happened here. Officer Burks was executed.”"

LMAO, so they know what execution means when it's one of their own, but justifying Breonna Taylor's death, or Sonya Massey's aren't...

Fuck them all rot in hell, none of them are heroes yet they will be paraded as such.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Walking around town with a gun? These guys were just asking for it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

JEBAĆ PSY HAHAHAHA

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago