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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

You must gather your party before venturing forth

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Good reminder. volcel-judge volcel-judge bunny-cop volcel-judge volcel-judge

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

This was my first thought but you beat me to it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Achievement Unlocked: VIRGINITY LOST smuglord

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

That's what you get for flagging yourself in a PIV zone. kelly

[–] tomcatt360 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've actually said "Job's done!" before. I don't even play Hearthstone. smh

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

hearthstone?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

I've updated my journal

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Not enough rage! NEED MORE RAGE. last-sight

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

it's been like 15 years since I touched WoW and yet I can still hear these all as clear as day

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Glyph of cleavage kelly

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Not enough rage

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

place of power It's got to be

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

"You must gather your party before venturing forth"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

overencumbered

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The merging is complete

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Gamer girl to guy that busts early " Don't Be Sorry, Be Better"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Repeatedly saying "that spell isn't ready yet" until you either cum or she walks out the door and leaves you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Saying my inventory is full sounds like a last ditch attempt at birth control.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

An Imgur link was detected in your post. Here are links to the same location on alternative frontends that protect your privacy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

"You must construct additional pylons!"