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[–] [email protected] 91 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Trump cape with crocs is so fucking on point.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Doesn’t even have the straps engaged….pathetic insert Skinner meme

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[–] [email protected] 82 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

Definitely not cult like behavior.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You know... Only true Trump supporters get a Trump tattoo on their taint. Spread the word.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the famous "Trump Stamp" tattoo body location.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fuck it, all the cool ones get Trump Stumps. Right on the mushroom.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

TRUE Drumpf supporters get it tattooed on both eyeballs so it's both painful and shows their dedication, AND will be permanently visible for all to see for years to come because there is NO WAY they'll ever regret the decision of backing a businessman that bankrupted 3 casinos.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 weeks ago

If I was naked in public and that was my only option to cover myself, I'd just stay naked. Much less embarrassing.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I will never fully understand why people have made this their entire identity.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Usually because their life sucks, through some combination of the shitty societal things like corporate greed that effects us all, as well as their own failings, like not trying in school, being an asshole so they don't have freinds etc.

And instead of accepting they are somewhat responsible for their own life, putting in the emotional labour of Introspection, admitting their mistakes and working hard to correct them, they listen to the guy on the TV who tells them everything bad about their life is actually because of the liberals and the illegals and trans people, and if we can just stop them, then all their problems will be fixed and Trump is the guy that's going to stop them, so they worship Trump because that's easier than helping themselves.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's really quite profoundly sad, isn't it

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 weeks ago

Aww, somebody needs attention.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Real fuckin' bad, Thanks.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

probably not as bad as when you see people like this wearing a trump cape in other countries outside of America . At least their weirdos are doing it with relevance.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Kinda like that homer meme where he's bunched all his fat behind him to impress marge. It's just waiting to burst...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Kinda sucking right now, since you asked. We're hopeful it's going to get better soon, though.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Likely concealing his emotional support gun

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's not a cape, that's an official J.D. Vance sofa condom.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Remember, your new running mate can only be two letters different from your last running mate, because we got a deal on the new flags."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I seriously wonder if this is the criteria they went with.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Lot of mental illness in the MAGA cult.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago

It's still true: that's a really weird person.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That is legitimately weird, no question

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

At least they’re warning us they’re not worth interacting with.

Feel bad for any workers who are forced to though.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

At least they’re warning us they’re not worth interacting with.

Yep. Trump merch of any kind, thin blue line flag or sticker, tread on me sticker, 3%er sticker, preamble to the constitution window tint, cybertruck, blacked out US flag window tint, NRA sticker, confederate flag sticker, anything at all that indicates support for Republicans...

I thank them all for so proudly ensuring that I will be able to spot and avoid them in nearly any circumstance. Life is just so much nicer.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hell at this point even the US flag makes me think "Trump fan ahoy".

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Heard someone say something similar about folks that display a Confederate flag. It's a fine marker to identify those that are both mean and stupid.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

Bet you no one in the store engaged him on any level, he ended up with a shopping cart half-full of groceries he didn't even want, and he had a brief but intense cry about it in his truck that was broadcast to his 3 followers on TikTok.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This is what happens when you turn politics into two sided shit slinging, team red v team blue, us vs them, my favorite football team vs their shitty rival.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I suppose so, but we usually only see this level of fanaticism from one of the sides, and it happens to be the side that turned politics into a massive clown show.

Well, publicly anyway. In the last 50 years.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Same guy will complain that he has no money because biden while he clicks checkout on a dumb flag cape

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

i wish twitter wasnt real

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wow this trump guy must be fighting really hard to make life better for people like this! He lowering taxes for the middle class? Improving infrastructure in industrial neighborhoods? Fighting back insurance company powers and improving access to health care? Maybe this guy has grandkids and this trump dude is going to make sure American schools finally have the resources they need to succeed? What is the secret sauce of his platform that has the jean shorts, crocs in piggly wiggly American joes so excited about?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Survey says, the secret sauce is...racism!

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He can leap an AR-15 in a single bound!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

I hate how fascinating these people are on a visceral level

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

I’ve wanted capes and cloaks to become fashionable again

But not like this…

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Meth. Not even once.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

We are truely living in the weirdest timeline.....

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

"I'm a big, strong boy! If daddy wasn't dead and he was here, he would now say I'm proud of you and you're not a disappointment anymore!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Jesus christ

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

I have an unreasonable hate for crocks, even it's your choice and I shouldn't care

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Couches; aisle 5

Prepare your chaise lounge, libs

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I've missed out on so much business not selling over priced Trump/Vance capes...

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