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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago

The Zionist entity has reached George W Bush in 2003 levels of deranged.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Similar vibes of Christian fundies:

dean-frown "But concerning that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only."

dean-malice "If enough atrocities are done, we can forcibly start Revelations and that'd be fucking awesome!"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

W used this specific thing, Gog and Magog, to try to get Chirac to bring France into his invasion of Iraq.

It's not just similar vibes it's literally the same exact brainworm.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

>triune god

>doesn't know what he knows

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Chimer practical theology:

Now i'm convinced that Azura wasn't even angry about them, she just have perpetual wtf+this-is-fine moment ever since, rest of daedras just fry the megatons of popcorn and dunmer never fail to deliver them entertainment

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"We're going to use these Dwemer tools responsibly, right?"

"YEEEEEES..."

The future Tribunal murders Nerevar like a boss

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Honestly i have the feeling that the entire War of the First Council was a very heated rpg session some people really had

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Tribunal do sound like a group of Chaotic Stupids that had a very permissive yet imaginative DM.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah i play rpgs for over 30 years by now and i can recall only one single character of mine that ever killed another player character, and multiple ones at that, they were just coming and dying for stupid reasons. I played Scorpion bushi in L5R. I also honorably poisoned crap load of PC's and NPC's. Ultimately they didn't even get a revenge, we were all done by a new player who came to a first session and said something about wiping his ass with their daimyo face to a large group of Lion warriors.

For some reason i got reminded of that when thinking about Tribunal.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Because Zionism is based on protestant theology.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Easiest Lion of Damascus set up of my life

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

who-must-go Who most Gog?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

wojak-nooo "You've already lost because I depicted you as the Gogjak and myself as the Chad-sen People!"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Gog & Magog? hmm nah, I gotta go with

But seriously, this shit has permeated america since the invasion of Iraq. I remember good little indoctrinated chudlings in like middle school talking about "terrorist countries" representing this prophetic bullshit. The country is truly irredeemable, and it's undeniable when you get an up close look at how this prophesy driven death cult has willingly made their children yearn for global destruction.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Kill Six Billion Demons >> Kill Six Billion Humans

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

What if the grand reveal is that we were the demons all along?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's probably been going on longer than Iraq, too. Christian fundamentalists have been trying to trigger the apocalypse for a long time. It's sacrilege (God doesn't need your help deciding when or where he wants to end the world), though that won't stop reactionaries from getting us all killed.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Oh yeah, I should correct it to "in my lifetime" lol. I think it was just the first time I actually noticed that evangelicals want to kill us all

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

It's the culmination of their efforts since Reagan. And in combination with that, they've made great strides to spread their fundamentalism across the developing world. It's quite literally a poison.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

Dubya also believed in that shit.

Bush, Gog and Magog

Just when you thought it couldn't get crazier, a well-sourced story claims Bush invaded Iraq because of Bible prophecies

Mon 10 Aug 2009

Here's a story we should all be ashamed of missing: George W Bush attempted to sell the invasion of Iraq to Jacques Chirac using biblical prophecy.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My pain belongs to the divine

Curious if anyone actually gets this reference

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

really glad I've got covid as an excuse to avoid my parents for a minute, definitely not trying to hear about this in person

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

covid-cool i do what i can to help!

spoilerbut seriously get well soon!


[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

thank you ❤️

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

We must combat this with our strongest latheposters lathe-of-heaven

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Reinventing protestant nationalism.

Israel is really an americana theme park

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Slob on Magog like corn on the cob, check in with me, then do your gog

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

More like MAGAg. kelly

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

bomb shelter nationalism

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Here's yesterday's article (from their OMG section: "Oh my gosh! News that causes you to pause, express shock, excitement or disbelief - weird news, crazy news, fun news.") , but it looks like they publish an article every time someone mentions Magog:

Joel Rosenberg, an end-times author, and editor-in-chief of All Israel News, known for his analyses of Middle Eastern politics and biblical prophecies, speculated that we might be in the early stages of the Gog and Magog war. During November, he outlined scenarios where Israel's recent military actions could either lead to a period of peace or signal the beginning of this prophesied war. Rosenberg commented, “Scenario two is that we are in the early stages of Gog and Magog. I'm not saying that we are because things that aren't in the text are happening right now.”

Oh, okay.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

If i had a penny for every crazy nazi mystic ideologue I would have 2. Jesus.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Guys standing in the same pose as those images saying that Jeb! won all the electoral college votes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Bruh what it is to fear, just get some higher tier units and gog&magog are easy, hell one of them is not even upgraded

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I have genuinely never met a Zionist in real life who wasn't Eric Cartman levels of fascist.