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Apple, Microsoft, Sony…it’s cool to hate them but can we please direct some fucking ire to this absolute pinnacle of piece of shittery that’s always on the frontier of the shittiest business practices in all things IT?

How has this compamy escaped a class action lawsuit by the entire population of the world?

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Due to union rules i am actually not allowed to hate Adobe more than I currently do sorry.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This company is literally just taking the piss and you’re allowing it to happen?

‘Please subscribe to our Premium experience to access this ugly ass font’

What the fuck

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm just making a "union rules" joke. I use gimp, inkscape, and a bunch of other stuff. I despise adobe.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Is there an open source alternative to acrobat? That’s all I fucking need.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Just the reader? Evince, Okular, Sumatra, PDF.js (basically, open PDF on Firefox with the file://<path>).

Or the editor? Eh, don't even try to edit PDF - they weren't meant for that, to begin with. But if you're still persistent, then you can either use Xournal++, or convert PDF to SVG with Inkscape.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

don't even try to edit PDF - they weren't meant for that

Screaming this from the rooftops

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The PDF is fundamentally a weird skeumorphic anachronism which should not exist

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

PDFs are great for certain legal documents and files that never need to be changed. It's the digital equivalent of laminated or glossy paper.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Stop doing PDF

  • Documents were not meant to be in the computer

  • Years of PDF yet no real world use found for digital paper

  • Wanted to make a document in the computer anyway for a laugh? We have a tool for that it's called an ODT

  • "Yes, please give me a signature with your mouse, please give me a document I can't edit" Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

This, I hate PDF forms so so much.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Yes, absolutely. I use Okular when I need to fuck with pdfs. It's quite decent in my experience. Great pdf reader and allows you to annotate, sign, fill forms, everything I've ever had to do with a pdf, really.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Libreoffice has pretty good PDF capabilities

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Your white hot ball of rage has been burning other employees recently Frank, we need you to settle down.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When I was in college and we got student license edition I always preferred to use pirate-jammin on principal alone...and it somehow performed better than the licensed edition.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Ealways, it’s always like this. I almost expect customer support to better for pirated copies

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I will literally never use Adobe software. My wife pirated some but I do not bother using it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

this tbh, I will put up with a lot of jank to escape subscription fees, especially predatory "monthly" (yearly) fees

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

To be real I don't think the GNU Image Manipulator even has that bad a UI. Like yes it's convoluted but A) that's literally Adobe's fault B) you need a wiki for both anyway

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

It's crazy to me that Adobe has managed to to make any money. Their software products at their core are pretty solid, however all of their products are covered in barbed wire and throned vines. The idea that basic features require a subscription is beyond bonkers to me. I don't know how they managed to survive the 90s at all.

I hate Adobe, all my homies hate Adobe, and it's deeply frustrating there has not been a meaningful alterative yet.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

businesses buy the licenses for their employees

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think it's because they aren't quite as ubiquitous. Most the people heavily involved with Adobe products do so for creative work, and that's a relatively small niche comparatively.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They literally own pdfs, which have some how become necessary in every business and government administration.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Sure, that's about the extent of the everyday use case, a shitty file format. Im not talking about search, email, calendar, operating systems, and all kinds of other things you will regularly touch on the internet.

In not saying Adobe isn't prominent, just comparatively a lot smaller.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Adobe managed to suppress the entire field of creative software by buying out every potential future competitor and killing off their product, for decades, until everybody forgot that's a kind of software you can make.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I've been hating Adobe since I was a child, before it was cool.

..Nah, who am I kidding, Adobe has pretty much always been hateworthy. They really pioneered some of the most awful modern day payment and DRM models.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Say what you will about Apple, I gave them a couple hundred bucks almost fourteen years ago and I can just use their video editing suite as much as I want and they give me every updates on the reg.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can also pirate their pro software by walking into an Apple store and copying the app from /Applications onto a thumb drive. No DRM or copy protection whatsoever.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

that's what I call a pro-tip

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

I would probably buy PS, but I will not subscribe to it. Gimp does what I need on the rare occasions I need to do something.

Acrobat is just dumb. I don't see any benefit to it over free/cheaper alternatives.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

As someone trying to become more creative. By God do I hate Adobe. They’re greedy pigs and proud of it.

I also hate it for what it represents, they’re industry standard so if you want to follow your dreams and become a creative. Guess what? You have one of many paywalls in your way to stop you. There is nothing porky wants more than for all arts to be luxury hobbies for only the rich.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

At least Photoshop CS6 is easy as shit to pirate

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

i don't know anyone who likes adobe

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I had to switch to a different PDF reader because for the life of me I couldn't get the dumb little AI assistant to quit covering the corner.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

the dumb little AI assistant

Somewhere in hell Clippy is laughing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Firefox has honestly been a better PDF reader than the inventors of the PDF for about a decade now.

Adobe PDF reader is the peak of bloatware and really shouldn't be installed anywhere anymore. Last I saw, it was like 400MB of software to read-only open a file type? Could be gigs if they have AI shit in it now too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Despite the huge market share PS is so much worse & less convenient than my usual digital art program, Clip Studio. What do you mean you can't non-destructively mirror a canvas in PS?!?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Ps is better for photos. Drawing on Ps is bad compared to free alternatives, like Krita, I love Krita

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

e: i changed my mind i love adobeeeeee

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

i use pirated 5-6 years old versions of PS and AI (illustrator, not the machine learning buzzword) that don't have any AI (the machine learning buzzword) features and all the DRM functions have been neutered. i bought a download link on taobao for like 10 kuai, worth it.

i use them because the alternatives (gimp/inkscape) are pretty shit imo, but for drawing and colouring i use krita which is actually pretty good

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Any day now Adobe will probably cram some (more?) "AI" shit into their racket too.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

yeah they're already doin that

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Acrobat is the most unusable piece of shit I've ever had the displeasure of trying to read simple text PDFs on. Glad I remembered Sumatra exists goddamn

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I pray that a decent alternative to their suite becomes Linux-compatible (even if it's just a buggy WINE prefix) because whilst Adobe sucks ass, I'm struggling with Inkscape and GIMP (though I'm pretty decent at both nowadays)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

AE is unparalled. Everything else they make has more extensible open source alternatives.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

after effects

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Before I even knew to hate Adobe, they were my favorite company to pirate from in college. Them and ChaosGroup

I am admittedly not a super-user, I basically only use vector and raster editing maybe once every 6 months, but for what it's worth I've managed to survive using affinity for most of my needs. I work in the AEC industry so we have a different PDF editor (thankfully)

I think affinity avoids getting under Adobe's skin by omitting certain popular features (for example, Designer still does not have image trace, which was probably 50% of what i used illustrator for), but otherwise they're serviceable

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
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