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[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 week ago (2 children)

claims her roommate only listens to biased media

believes the IDF to only be targetting Hezbollah and not population centers

agony-limitless

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

my news source specifically states that it's fair and balanced. are you saying they're allowed to lie on tv??

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Israel said that Israel is doing nothing wrong, why shouldn't I believe Israel?

[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

She has Muslim heritage .... they are very westernised and speak good English

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since the whole pager thing

imagine describing 9/11 as "that whole plane thing" lmao what a deeply out-of-touch person

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

they couldn't come up with a way to refer to it that wouldn't make the entity sound bad and resorted to this garbage

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

imagine describing 9/11 as "that whole plane thing"

I'm stealing this idea.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

it's a really good bit, tbh

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dude thinks she’s westernized because she doesn’t build bombs or rockets in her free time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

which is correct, odrub odrub tel aviv

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Gaza is small, but it's not that small.
Cannot stress how delusional you have to be to think the leveling of pretty much all standing structures and the displacement of millions of people is all just a big oopsies.

Meanwhile these Zionist cry crocodile tears because they had to go into a nice safe bunker while the Iron Dome safely neutralizes rockets.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

interesting claim, unfortunately for you, my tv says different smuglord

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Zionist cry crocodile tears

I always refer to Norman Finkelstein on this topic.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 week ago (3 children)

parachute this person into South Lebanon and before you kick them out of the plane's back exit ramp tell them "you'll be fine, you're not a mlitant right? and you're sooooo educated."

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago

Parachute this person into ~~South Lebanon~~ a pit. But replace the parachute contents with silverware

pit

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This but switch out their parachute with a cinder block first

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

make sure there's a picket sign in the bag that just says "Oops!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

"Don't forget to take this lunch i packed you byeeeeeeeee

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's just a couple of bombs bro don't get so bent out of shape zionist-despair

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why are Northern Israelis so scared of Hezbollah? After all, Hezbollah says they only attack military targets.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This one is kinda sad because you can see that this Zionist has brought into the liberal side of the propaganda. He may be less i-am-adolf-hitler than the others but he is living in an entirely different world than the rest of us.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

He may be less "I am Adolf Hitler"

did you see the "they are very westernised, they speak good english and french"?

Very Adolf Hitler

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago

even on reddit-logo they're getting roasted in the comments

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 week ago

"Reddit I keep telling her she's one of the good ones but for some reason she still thinks that her friends, family, and neighbors are in danger from the indiscriminate terror attacks! Am I the asshole?"

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Man, how many amitheasshole clones does reddit need?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Next they need /r/amialiberal

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

we need a c/amiatankie to compete

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

With that many assholes, probably heaps.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's the username created for the specific purpose of creating this post that gets me here. You gotta respect this person that named themselves "roommateirrational" for seeking sincere opinions on whether their roommate is being hysterical.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It doesn't sound like he's asking if the roommate is hysterical, but instead is wondering if it's wrong to badger them about how hysterical they are, which he is already certain they are because Israel "precisely targets militants" only. To ask if her fears are well-founded would be questioning his reality which is usually too much for any redditer to comprehend.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

This guy is a terrible person. Can't even put aside his Zionist propaganda beliefs to empathise with his roommate.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

Can't get any more precise than the checkout line at the store!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

said begrudgingly

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

I'm sure the bombs will see the masters degree on the wall and refuse to explode

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

They literally had a funeral for a fourth grade girl who was killed by a pager when she tried picking it up.

If your military can't handle elementary school kids and views them as existential threat, maybe your country doesn't deserve to exist.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

This has to be bait

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

How tf do people say this shit? Zionism is pretty much a mental health epidemic at this point.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

lol I would bet it's IDF internet warriors posting this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

OP getting roasted

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

clicking thru to the original link and scrolling I don't see a single comment agreeing with OP

didn't expect that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

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