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also it's 'Yahweh' btw
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 minutes ago

It's actually pronounced "Jod"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 30 minutes ago* (last edited 29 minutes ago)

I heard god's true name once and it sounded like a pig pooping on his own balls. I converted immediately after.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 49 minutes ago* (last edited 49 minutes ago) (1 children)

YA GUEY PINCHE PENDEJO GUEY

[–] [email protected] 2 points 24 minutes ago

Visceral sound memory

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 minutes ago* (last edited 15 minutes ago)

This reminds me of a weird joke I heard once. It went something like this:

Imagine Bruce Wayne (in a very generous interpretation of the character) actually achieving all of his goals, not only ending crime in Gotham City but ending the conditions for crime even happening in Gotham City. That Gotham City would become a shining city upon the hill that is an inspiration to cities beyond, and eventually entire countries. Eventually, the crime-fighting masked vigilante that Bruce Wayne portrayed wouldn't need to exist as something for villains to fear, but for everyone to aspire for as an ideal. Wayne Enterprises would become more than a corporation; it would become a political movement, then a philosophical one, aspiring to invent a new and better way of life. Indeed, imagine centuries of this rising, improving way of life until life itself transcended its old boundaries, even mortality itself, until one day, on a distant world...

A weary bedraggled being in search of answers to spiritual questions comes across a burning bush, awestruck by the sight, and asks the burning bush's name.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 hour ago

the only way it's "Yahweh" is if it has some very special secret vowels because "יהוה" doesn't sound like that lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 minutes ago

This is the reveal he's saving for the third book

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

What are you talking about? "Ivanova" is an easy name to say.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

God's real name is Gregory Gordon Godfrey and he lives on a plantation in Hawaii

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 hours ago