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[–] [email protected] 221 points 1 week ago (2 children)

As a gentleman, I'd offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

She’s in the passenger seat, you can see the car in the background is also right hand drive

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago

Then I would definitely hold the steering wheel.

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[–] [email protected] 162 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Hey Google, how do I award a comment Lemmy gold?

[–] [email protected] 142 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Become the damsel in distress naturally (I'm a 6'2 bearded man)

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Wouldn't it be nice to be the little spoon once in a while?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

Here, here!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

The bachelor in distress then

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[–] [email protected] 108 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Help her save France from the English.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Or burn her for being a witch and falsely claiming knighthood, depending on your team.

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[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 week ago (13 children)

What makes you think I'm not already similarly equipped?

(Any good excuse to trot out this heavy bastard, which I don't have occasion to do often enough anymore. It could really use a polish. There's a project for the weekend...)

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

GET IN LOSER. WE’RE GOING DUNGEON DIVING

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[–] JasonDJ 69 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 week ago

"I'm glad you brought protection"

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago

what i'm told

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 week ago

Not another one knight stand!

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 week ago

Take her to paladinner and a movie?

(Sorry.)

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It greaves me to say it, but I'd pull her into a warm vambrace and try to tap that cuirass.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Laugh at everyone who mocked me for carrying a SAK around.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago (3 children)

CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!!!!!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Get excited about where ever we're going because I know it should be awesome

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looks like I'm in for a good knight!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

Get either a piercing weapon to exploit weak points or a bludgeoning weapon to transmit force through the plate, because she's clearly here to do battle. Dinner can come AFTER I've defended my honor.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

Yep, she's a keeper.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it

Edit: before any nerds weigh in, I know that's not ring mail.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I would think there's a fair chance she might be interested in hearing all about my 18th level Paladin!

Gosh, is it warm in here?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

"Glad to see you brought protection." 😈

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Expect an inquisition into ur bedroom.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would let her pull my sword for sure

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Rejoice! She brought protection!

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Immediately go buy a can opener?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As a longbow user, that armor isn't going to be much good

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Everyone thinks they've got a longbow...

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