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[–] [email protected] 93 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

To cut down on bureaucracy in the US government, we have opened a new bureaucracy headed by the guy who ran Twitter into the ground

[–] [email protected] 49 points 5 days ago (1 children)

headed by the guy who ran Twitter into the ground

God willing, he does the same for America inshallah

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago

Elon abolishes the FDA

7 million children die from tainted raw milk

???

"Population collapse" he keeps scaremongering about solved, somehow

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

After the revolution we will install proper bureaucracy doggirl-smug

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

"The bureaucracy is expanding, to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Brill init. Glad I’m not American.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Imagine waking up from a 10 year coma and reading this shit

[–] [email protected] 50 points 5 days ago

ronald reagan, the actor?!

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I woke up from a 6 hour coma called "sleep" and i don't believe it's real

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

You’ve gone from “first black president” to “black people are getting deported” in three terms. If it weren’t so terrifying it would hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 5 days ago (2 children)

we crunched some numbers, boss. Seems like the main waste in discretionary spending comes from department of defense

nerdstalin-gun-1billionaire-tears

bring me the next cruncher

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

This right here might be the only thing that would cleanse Elon Musk image.
He should actually do it, what could possibly go wrong ?

doggirl-thumbsup

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago

On the one hand, the DOD are Hitlerite ghouls. On the other hand, it would be very funny if Musk got offed for trying to fuck with their game.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Do we critically support the my-hero in his quest of destroying the U$$A?

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago

No shots, just a business case to make elon's space force contracts more lucrative

[–] [email protected] 55 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Elon Musk is a white South African deep sleeper agent who's entire job is to enshitify the US for the crime of (mildly) opposing apartheid (towards the very end).

  • Wasting state funds on a tunnel that goes no where at the expense of rapid mass transport

  • Selling shitty cars that drive into lakes

  • Taking a huge amount of public money to subsidize said shithouse cars

  • Monopolizing the battery industry and pumping out mid products and sit on patents

  • Embracing and amplifying the most cancerous and self consuming culture like baseless conspiracy theories, The Big Bang Theory and 2015 era "dank memes"

  • Redirecting aerospace technology and advancements towards meaningless gestures like launching cars into space or a pipe dream Mars colony

  • Convincing rich rubes into thinking their trucks are bulletproof, indestructible ATVs

  • Online "banking" and money transfer so slow and inefficient it has a measurable negative effect on the economy.

Now he's going to """make the government more efficient""" aka defunding basically everything, hastening the collapse of the US Empire.

He's going to defund NASA for more SpaceX contracts and it'll be Columbia times 100 and kill 10,000,000 Americans by defunding the EPA and getting rid of the "woke" FDA. He still has a grudge against the CDC for closing his Tesla factories during 2020, and by God he's going to dissolve the CDC so the US is even less prepared for whatever mutated H5N1 variant that's going to come out of a US factory farm next year.

The tumour of American culture has become malignant but the Americans worship him like an antibody. And the Americans will have deserved it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I agree with almost all of this. But the dirty little secret of NASA projects is that they are all privatized, and have been ever since its predecessor organization NACA was founded. The US senate keeps an iron grip on NASA's pursestrings. The reason for "space is expensive" is because the US senate writes literal laws requiring NASA to pay through the nose to defence contractors like Boeing (Delta rocket series, SLS rocket prime contractor, Space Shuttle prime contractor after buying Rockwell, Starliner crew vehicle), Lockheed-Martin (Orion crew vehicle, Atlas rocket series, SLS rocket subcontractor), Northrop Grumman (Space Shuttle boosters and SLS boosters), McDonnell Aircraft (Mercury and Gemini crew vehicles), North American Aviation (Apollo crew vehicle, company later sold to Rockwell, Rockwell later sold to Boeing), etc etc etc. Even most of their space probes are contracted out, often to Northrop Grumman, L3Harris, Ball Aerospace, etc.

NASA does not, and never has, built production rockets. Every single rocket ever put on a launch pad with a NASA logo has been by a private company - on the orders of the US senate, who make sure there's fat profit margins for their defence contractor friends. Even their experimental vehicles like the X-series are almost always built by private companies and not by their own engineering teams. This actually goes back to WW2 when the US Army was capturing unflown V2 rockets. The US Army contracted with Chrysler (yes, the car company) to do the engineering analysis on them.

It pains me greatly to say, but SpaceX and other so-called "new space" companies are actually saving NASA quite a bit of money because they operate on fixed-price contracts, and not the "cost-plus" contracts legislated by the US senate for the benefit of the MIC. I made some posts awhile back on the details of NASA's legislated subservience to the US defence industry..

Update, I've been thinking a bit more about this. The position of NASA Administrator is effectively a cabinet-level position. The Administrator has two bosses, the collective US senate who allocate funds, and the US president who has the authority to create and cancel specific programs and also to appoint and fire the Administrator. New presidential administrations typically replace the NASA Administrator with an ideological ally. Historically the president and senate have never really been in conflict with governance of NASA. Past presidents have quietly consulted with the senate on what programs they're willing to fund before the president makes announcements.

But with Musk whispering in Trump's ear nowadays, and Trump not really giving a shit about what the senate collectively thinks, I think there's a good bet that the SLS rocket and Orion crew vehicle that will ride on it, both of which have had ridiculously massive cost overruns and endless engineering problems, end up cancelled on Trump's orders. It's going to be a real heartbreaking moment because SLS and Orion really are shitty programs with about a decade-long delay and 10-figure cost overruns each. The senate (both parties) love SLS because it's pure pork for the defence contractors who pay their wages. SLS in particular is built using space shuttle technology developed 50 year ago to make sure the defence contractors involved don't need to pay for new R&D.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Please melon-musk ruin the american economy

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

Between this and tariffs we are definitely looking at cool zone levels of mismanagement

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 days ago

critical support for elon to dissolve any remaining legitimacy of the US government

[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 days ago

I LOVE THIS

SKIBIDI TOILET RIZZ

HAWK TUAH

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago

World record speedrun "The fall of the empire" any %

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 days ago

If elon had friends they'd be giving him so much shit

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 days ago

I hope he fires everyone in the American Government that hasn't written at least 50k lines of code last month.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago

Great news for anyone that wants to get classified information.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He’s probably going to make it so that government departments will be rewarded in Dogecoin if they’re deemed efficient

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Elon buys up crypto, DJT coin, Doge

Elon dissolves the Federal Reserve and the US mint for being "inefficient"

Elon briefly becomes the world's first trillionaire

The US economy collapses even harder than the depression

This is if Liz Truss had 4 (or more) years to wreck the UK economy instead of like 4 weeks. Elon's going to dissolve NASA to make SpaceX the sole contractor for US space efforts, make several billion dollars then absolve all blame when the SpaceX-Boeing joint space station that's meant to replace the ISS falls out of orbit and lands in the ocean.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

The US getting a 1990s Eastern European government is kinda karmic if you think about it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

falls out of orbit and lands in the ocean

You are still an optimist

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

I was thinking some poetic god would bring the billionaire venture space station down in the same spot in the ocean as the billionaire venture deep ocean submersible.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 days ago

Hope he'll have a good nickname for musk when they inevitably have a falling out

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Who pressed the "Yes, Minister" button on the simulation?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

Like all American remakes, this is the dumbed down but sometimes funnier version

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 days ago (1 children)

the manhattan project of our time

friend-visitor-3

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 days ago

A technocratic nightmare that kills hundreds of thousands, yes

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

> Wants to cut government spending and make the government more efficient

> Invents a whole new division of government that will require funding

> Department is of dubious legality, likely requiring changes to be litigated over a period of months if not years to actually make major changes to other departments

> Hires a person who have no governing experience so he has to be trained on the job

> Said a person that also has no experience in other branches of government so even if this isn't a malicious act (it is), he'd have to then learn what other government departments do

> Said person claims to already be working 18 hours a day at a car/battery business, a hole drilling business, a bird website and a space company

Efficiency, American style

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Said person claims to already be working 18 hours a day at a car/battery business, a hole drilling business, a bird website and a space company

says he works 80hrs a week, public records show 60 of which are just tweeting.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

It means firing a shitload of people, eliminating a shitload of regulatory capabilities, and teeing up a massive tax cut

It's stripping out the cooper wiring. It's a libertarian walks into a bear

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

Nobody knows what it means but its provocative sicko-beaming

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

We're fucked lol

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This isn't real, right? RIGHT?!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

feel free to check trump's truth.social page if you don't believe me lmao

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

I've seen a take that this is akin to sticking something in a committee, they'll do reviews for 6 months, give recommendations, asked to rewrite ...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I’m hearing mixed things. Is it going to be an actual internal agency, or is it just gonna be another consulting/nonprofit type thing masquerading as an actual agency?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

^Unclear^, although because it takes Congress to make a department, I’m sure it’ll be an associated money funnel

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