this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 69 points 4 days ago (1 children)

does he need to be confirmed by congress? would be pretty funny if they dont confirm him.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 4 days ago (1 children)

didn't even put in his 2 weeks

[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 days ago

nobody wants to work anymore.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Please let something funny happen as a result of this

[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

For the love of god, please let a couple of elder republican senators decide to make a grand gesture of pretending they weren't always just shitbag sycophants by claiming Gaetz's nomination is a step too far and blocking it as a final bow before going back to rubber stamping everything and retiring.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago

Trump changes his mind, appoints Marjorie Taylor Greene instead

Gaetz arrested and charged two weeks later

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 days ago (1 children)

feds arrest him in the interbellum period

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Maybe something funny happens during the parabellum period

[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Of course he did. Good on him. It was very inconsiderate of Trump to pick him as Attorney General when he's supposed to be the Surgeon General of Beverly Hills:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 days ago (3 children)

wait what? Isn't there still like two months before the new administration starts? Why resign now?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Because he has an ethic reports incoming. If your not a member of congress though, they can't release the report officially.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

that's some Yu-Gi-Oh missing the timing level of bullshit lol

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

The one thing Gaetz is good at is knowing how to break the law and get away with it. He defeated the FBI probe simply by picking targets and collaborators that would be difficult to use for prosecutors. This is because prosecutors now typically rise to their position involved using the weight of the state to roll over people who didnt know how to do crime. It's all a numbers game to prosecutors so they don't have enough experience dealing with the politics of criminal court, plus the fact that anyone who understands how the system works can simply set up their crimes in a way that benefits them in open court.

The sad reality is prosecutors look for perfect victims which allows imperfect victims who are often actually more vulnerable people in society to be abused at greater rates.

Remember how Democrats can't figure out why people think that rich and connected people can get away with breaking the law? They just have to look at the failure of the Biden DOJ.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My wild hunch is Gaetz did it to show 100% loyalty to Trump. It's AG or bust!

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It would be really fucking funny if Trump changes his mind now

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Knowing what happens to Trump lackeys he’ll probably be in a cell by the end of February. Never thought he was gonna go to jail before but after the Trump kiss of death I’m not so sure anymore.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

Vacation time

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago

I keep needing to check if these are posted in c/fakenews. We're surpassing Onion-levels of unreality!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago

And so Nestor became just one step closer to executing his master plan.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago

He's just checking out for some vacay.