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This is a real place in a real country that thinks it deserves to be taken seriously
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What if we kissed outside Cockfosters 
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What if we kissed inside the Cockfosters tube 
Americans will laugh at British place names so old their meaning has completely changed while having towns called intercourse and pee pee that have no such excuse.
Don’t forget that the man that they have recently elected president has bankrupt a casino, doesn’t understand tariffs, and yet claims to be a competent business man.
Despite its extremely problematic premise Idiocracy still has a bunch of great gags
One suggestion is that it was "the residence of the cock forester (or chief forester)"
I'm going to start using cock instead of chief.
Master Cock, mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?
Cock Forester is a title I want now
Cock Executive Officer 
Fire Cock.
Sremovedhorpe
We also have a town called Shitterton.
All towns in England should be called this
I love the building though
God, could dad foster a cock.
Dungworth is a place just down the road from Penistown.
*Penistone
Sorry typo, you’re entirely correct.
No worry’s, I just wasn’t sure you were American and misunderstood someone or what.
There's way better ones!
Place in the northeast called Dragonville.
That's cool! Eat shit fjwjxkakxmqnzwjxnd I'm fine okay!
There are places in the UK at large that are cool but not any in England
Still we don't get poisoned by derailed trains on the reg which I'm always thankful for 
Given the track (heh, track, get it) the UK is heading down on, give it a couple years.
Then again, you'd have to produce anything to have dangerous chemicals to move via rail, so you might be right.
Exactly, we'll have our own collapse when can't make money on money or something. Whatever London does.
Ouchies. 
