chapotraphouse

Given the circumstances I'm sure he's a nervous wreck right now, but I hope the widespread celebration of his deed is at least taking the edge off for him.

Really hope our guy gets away with it, without his identity the media won't be able to tear him down and smear him and spin this all as some sort of personal and isolated event. Escaping like a ghost is pretty much the best an adventurer can hope to achieve. If the guy is never found he'll likely end up a big inspiration for copycat cases.

Just really hope he didn't have his phone on him

The shooter returns to his apartment, slamming the door behind him and pressing his back against it, his limbs spread wide apart as if to brace the door as his wide eyes turn to the startled faces of his three roommates in the dingy living room of his Brooklyn apartment.

"Guys, I did a thing," he says. Laugh track, end scene.

I hope he's stepping of the plane somewhere where the cocktails are cold, the sun is warm, and the weather is always No Extradition Treaty.

He’s hopping onto Hexbear and being like “oh man that guy is so cool”

i think hes choking on bong hits and cranking his entire hog and watching the news with all the other epic assassins. and cleaning his pistol for the first time in ten years

Chillin in Cedar Rapids

Wherever he is, may he sleep well tonight.

I hope he's in another state chillin and vibin, maxin and relaxin

Probably in the Hexbear movie night and I hope he enjoyed it as much as we did.

prolly chillin on hexbear

What if the backpack contained lycra biking clothes, and he just kept on biking with no one the wiser?

record scratch, freeze frame, Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.