I like how the regular stuff is obfuscated and buried deeper than Putin's bunker, but Vampire Porn is just hanging about barely below the surface
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That is so they think they found the weird shit, when they barely scratched the surface.
You don’t even want to know what’s in “Me and Lisa”
regular stuff
...just going to ignore the 'horses' folder?
did they stutter
Where do you keep your photos of those beautiful equine?
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Okay but I NEED to know what's in the Stegosaurus folder
that... is not a stegosaurus, that's a sauropod
you will now be put in paleo jail and be forced to watch trey the explainer until the day you die
Obviously Stegosaurus-porn
Horses love it.
why does this guy get to know how stegosex works, but not paleontologists?!?
(one of the biggest mysteries is how stegosaurus reproduced with those massive plates on their backs)
My thought was some stenography files.
Every single one of these folders he porn in it
I had a maze of empty folders about 10 layers deep that eventually led to my porn cache. There was some good stuff in there, but I'm sure my fan speed spiked sporadically as a result.
There was one of this girl getting completely railed outside, and a prop plane flies over head and you can see her thought process register on her facial expressions - I am outside. The plane is outside. That means the people in the plane could possibly see me. Nah they are too far away.
Plot twist: the horses folder is full of clips of Vaush.
You mean clips for Vaush
What porn category is Adobe?
(I assume all folders are porn ofc)
"Family Stuff"
oh no
yo i need to talk to cousin sal the diabetic...
for research purposes
Bet my ass there's porn in "Schoolwork"
The only place I bet.
nothing hides from WinDirStat
No one would ever find mine. I keep it hidden in a folder labeled notpron
Who else missed the "cute college girl" folder?
I did because I saw "Vampire Porn" first
Help me my parents found my horse folder... 😥🫣
They've been contributing to it 😨
Just saying that my "Homework" folder is actually incredibly well hidden. Despite this, I'm the only one who has ever used the computer.
Jeez just put it in a folder called "porn" on your desktop.
You gotta hide it a little bit. That's why mine is labeled "notPorn".
Vampire porn should be top level
Logging onto some random dude’s usenet be like…
Yo but let's see the Download folder contents
The other folder names are a real trip as well.
Mr Hand's computer
aunt floyd the trans icon
I want to see the psp folder!
Same. My modded PSP was the greatest console I ever owned.
Imma need that horse folder. For science.
I worked in IT back in the ‘00s. One of my work friends called me over to a client’s computer. He asked “notice anything with this machine?” With a grin. I mess about a little while before coming up on a folder… a big folder. He says
“Yep! 40 gigs of horse porn!”
Hmm, yes, the jpeg in this smells like 2008, a great year of vampire and horse harvest
You can't fool Everything.
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