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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Spyglass: thoomp

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's why you need post it on your stuff.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

All fun and games until the mimic pretends to be a post-it note

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

I like to think mimics cant replicate text. If not I'm gonna need a fancy mimic lens or start tapping my stuff with a wrench before I touch it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I've often thought it'd be fun to let a party have a tame mimic as a pet. Not helpful in battle unfortunately, unless one of your opponents decides to take a looting break.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

The Flee, Mortals! book has a mimic companion stat block. It can cover you and act as active camouflage.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago

My party do have a pet mimic. He's called Philip and is mostly there for comic relief although he has been known to help with puzzles and things occasionally

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

Thrown weapon mimic, like a javelin. Enemy picks it up to throw back and bam, surprise bite!!!

[–] [email protected] 100 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now I want Konsi christmas cookies!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A long time ago I did spend a few months experimenting with ratios to make my own cookie recipe, it makes really good chocolate chip cookies. Not very christmassy though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

sprinkle something green and red and it becomes crissmass-y

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

OP delivers!

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Cover your phb in spray adhesive and leave it sitting on the table. As soon as someone touches it, shout "ROLL INITIATIVE!"

Actually, apply this to other random objects at the game table. A bag of chips, 1 can of soda in the fridge, every 3rd pencil, whatever.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

Not my menstrual cup!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think in the early editions they said that mimics were only really effective at imitating wood and stone. I agree that mimic chests are done to death but "anything could be a mimic" would get old fast I fear. Limiting them to only some materials but then getting creative within those limits would keep it interesting without it feeling like a cheap jumpscare.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

But, if we're going to get into DM advice, the way I'd recommend stopping "anything could be a mimic" from getting old is to have it constrained to a themed side-adventure, or a one-shot. For example: A wizard tower where the guy's one weird hobby was breeding and training mimics. In such an adventure, you want to start fairly tame, but towards the end, the more outlandish and ridiculous the better.

As for the constraints on mimic forms, most of my DnD based jokes use 5e as their basis, as that's what the majority of my audience are likely using.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Oh totally. I didn't mean that as a criticism of the comic, I really like the comic. Your artstyle is very distinct and charming. It just got me thinking about how to run mimics generally. A mimic wizard one-shot sounds like a lot of fun.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

Teleportation mimic will teleport you. To its stomach.

Breastplate mimic just wants to sink its mouth on your breasts.

Saddle mimic wants to lick your lowers parts.

No comment on outhouse mimic. We don't talk about it.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago

Play Shattered Pixel Dungeon. You can get special mimics that can disguise as literally everything. A door, strength potion, the way to the next level, basically anything that looks useful. And of course they only appear as soon as you've forgotten to check for them.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

I've always been a fan of mimics being ladders or bridges.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Mimic city; every building is a mimic, but they're smart enough to eat the local population when they're alone or in small groups. Every time people keep going missing, and the players will assume it must be some random wandering monster; they'd never think it's literally the buildings and each room can start eating really fast. There'd be no pattern either, every building is alive and people go missing literally everywhere. Perhaps a clue can be a house that has no more people living in it and it starts to starve to death and starts freaking out, even endangering the other mimics' secret.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

Anal prayer beads because monks is kinky.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is similar to the premise of Prey.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

[This post is not a mimic]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

That seems like something a mimic would say.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And then we have Starfinder where a mimic can disguise itself as an entire planet!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

I never got to run this, but I remember after playing Prey putting together a dungeon themed off of mimics and getting really nasty with them. I imagined that after a couple rooms the players would adopt a policy of preemtively fireballing every new room before entering it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Abomination Vaults has a mimic encounter where one is pretending to be a door and the other is pretending to be a weapon rack with a nice axe on it. Gets them either way.

You might also want to look into Rotgrind's Mimouthouse. It's exactly what it sounds like.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

outhouse oof.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

having the table you are irl playing at turning into a mimic and having to roll stats for your irl person in order to continue sounds really fun

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The player handbook isn’t a problem, no one reads that thing.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

The PHB mimic is starving

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I wanna share this in the group chat, but I don't wanna give the GM any ideas xD

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

What about the party being mimics but don't tell them that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

One D&D podcast I listen to had one be a house in Sigil. After they had dealt with the plot to use it for magic or something some of the party ended up feeding it animals much to the chagrin of the rest of the party but did save some other creatures living in the area from getting eaten.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I do not know what drag is asking could drag explain more please?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

In campaign 1, Dani gives Stranger a magic dagger that says "what does it mean?", to keep them company through eternity.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, we forgot about that.

We are glad drag knew what we were talking about.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Drag wanted to quote the show, and unfortunately the best catchphrase is a deep cut

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

It was good, really! 😁

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

It's always more fun when mimics team up. A couple of goblins bother the party at night, just enough to give them chase, then when they return, hop into their sleeping bag and boom, mimic.

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