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[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 year ago (2 children)

at the back of the box there's a fun game where you help an azov solider find their way out of a black sun maze

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

You can find a plastic iron cross or a reichsafler inside

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know something is legit when it has this menu

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Their liberal use of the lightning emoji really raises my eyebrow.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I'm surprised they could restrain the urge to put two of them right next to one another

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder how much you can grift liberals into buying Ukraine merch without explicitly stating that you’re keeping All the profits lol

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I figure you could probably set up a separate LLC called The Free Ukraine Project and make the website blue and yellow and then say all profits go to it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

That would still technically be fraud. But if you said something like “our company will support Ukraine,” then technically all you need to do to make it true is to say you support Ukraine

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Hello everyone!!! Just heard about the post :) we came up with the idea, but we don’t actually actually make any cereal. We pay various producers/suppliers to put this thing together! :) That’s where the other half of proceeds go :))

All these profiting off war comments are unjust haha. We just need leftover money to pay various suppliers, warehousing, compliance fees, and so on, to make this thing function.

Just like a comedy show, music concert, or bracelet lol, we’re just a new novel way to raise some money!!

We’re going to donate ALL remaining proceeds too. 🩷🩷 and we’ve raised aid already. 😊 we can assure you we’re good guys :) thanks.

https://www.zelenskyos.com/

rust-darkness

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All these profiting off war comments are unjust haha.

Most American Sentence

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

Noooo we don’t profit off war, that’s unjust haha

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago

We’re going to donate ALL remaining proceeds

ALL remaining proceeds

remaining proceeds

remaining

yea

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

😊 we can assure you we’re good guys :) thanks

Just like wholesome chungus tech billionaires that propose DON'T BE EVIL so-true

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

They deleted 'dont be evil' from the company charter in fact. Too, ahem, controversial

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Just like a comedy show,

they're not wrong

:)

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh god oh fuck he’s got Stalins giant spoon scared

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

The biggest problem with capitalism is that the cringe isn't distributed equitably.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

1990s: "What if I told you that wheat flakes would give the athletic skills of Michael Jordan?"

2020s: "What if I told you that cheerios would win the war in Ukraine?"

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The symbols are little swastikas how cute!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

My kids love the sonnenrad, skull and lightning bolt marshmallows the best.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Glory to Breakfast

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

You are a direct financier of war. Prepare to be eaten alive by the hogs.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

Oops! All Nazis!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this might be the most cringe war of my lifetime, maybe in all of history.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

WW1 seething right now at being replaced

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (5 children)

A Zelensky action figure would sell better.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

as long as it can fit in a jar libs would buy it

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Love spending quadruple the money on Malt-O-Meal oat loops!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'd personally recommend the frosted ZelenskyO's but they're a bit hard to ship to most countries due to prohibitions on importing cocaine.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

each bite contains the number of strategic objectives completed

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Even the stormfronters aren't buying this garbage, bottom of the barrel trash

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

If I am gonna pay $12 for a box of grift cereal it better be vegan... get out of here with this nonsense.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

This is the worst thing I've seen in a while.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol it's not even a Ukrainian company, they're from the UK. Somethingsomething cereal industrial complex.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Their motto: "Ukraine starts with UK" /s

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

this is nauseating

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Next time someone asks me what an SCP cognitohazard is, I'll just send them this pic.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Slobber & Urine

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Lmao this can't be real

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