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Could it be his ENTIRE ASS FUCKING ETHNICTY LMAO

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Dwayne "The Chalk" Johnson

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Can you smell what The Chalk is cooking?

(No, no you can't)

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They were trying to save money by making a wax figure that was in between Vin Diesel and Dwayne Johnson

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Diesel + Rock = wax? This is the weirdest game of Flash Alchemy I've ever played.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

One day Vayne DIensen will walk the earth

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago

When your bleach demon wax museum only knows how to mix one color

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't like this new Mr. Clean

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Of course not. There's no eyebrow ring

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

They turned his ass into Mr. Clean measurehead

spoilerthe side by side is fucking staggering, just in case you were about to blame the lighting

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

they really did get a lot right, its fuckin wild how they fuckin forgot about the skin tone

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I-was-saying I was about to ask about the lighting

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

He looks like what National Front CHUDs imagine they look like.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Yeah, duh, where's his scorpion body?!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wait until they unveil their Vin Diesel statue and the horrible mix-up is revealed

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

They hit him with that Manhwa filter

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

That is Vin Diesel.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

They Jesus'd him

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

A tiny sculpture of Kevin Hart?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

THIS FALL... DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON IS... EDWARD SCISSORHANDS, COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

the sahara desert
this statue

✔️ not having any melanin

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why does white Dwayne Johnson look kinda like Nathan Fielder?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

the-plan Rebrand the Rock as "the Ivory" so Dwayne can finally star in an adaptation of some anime property that the fans are sure to love.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Gary "the shopping trolley" Johansen

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

gonna tell my kids that's Mr. Clean with dyed eyebrows