Stop. Fucking. Writing. Like. This.
Also:
Voting. For. Someone. Does. Not. Mean. You. Endorse. Their. Actions.
IT. LITERALLY. FUCKING. DOES. AAAAAAAAHHHHH.
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Stop. Fucking. Writing. Like. This.
that's how adults in the room write when making hard decisions 
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Stop. Fucking. Writing. Like. This.
He didn't do a SIIIIIIGH at least. 
If I speak like a Sorkin character hard enough, it will surely make up for my total lack of substance!
giving someone political power isn't an endorsement of their political positions, silly!
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if voting for someone isn't endorsing their actions then what is it?
Just something democrats deserve because they're not the other guy?
: "Of course! I mean, what are those minorities going to do? Vote Republican?"
(Don't tell him about Texas, Alabama, Georgia, South Carolina, Mississippi, and Florida)
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Voting. Is. Not. An. Endorsement. Some blood gods are better than others. Enjoy being "morally pure" you privileged dipshits during Moloch's second term
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Voting for them actually does endorse their actions as them being our so-called representatives are litterally acting in our name using our tax dollars to do evil shit. The DNC is excuding privaliage if they think we are going to re-endorse their bad actor for another term. Bvoting is the only performative say we realy have in this system.
And 
YOU. DON'T. OWN. US. YOUR. PARTY. IS. NOT. ENTITLED. TO. OUR. VOTES. WHEN. YOU. BACK. FASCISTS. AND. ASSIST. IN. GENOCIDE. AND. CRIMES. AGAINST. HUMANITY.
RUN. BETTER. CANDIDATES. JACK. 
ASSES.
I'm not religious, but I am praying for the black wings of the god of death to descend on these two. Not that it would make a difference but at least it would end this particular game of charades
It would be very funny if they both had strokes at the same time during a debate
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Voting for someone gives them a mandate. This is electoral politics 101.
Biden wants to ethnically cleanse 100% of Gaza while Trump wants to ethnically cleanse 101% of Gaza, so I'm forced to pick Biden as the lesser evil.
102% (with a 2% margin of error)
hope you enjoy feeling morally pure
yep, feels pretty nice to maintain my morals. Everytime genocide Joe gets up to some shit I can at least say to myself "I never voted for that fuck." Probably should try to run a candidate that's not completely immoral if that's something you're worried about.
nice to see where the bar is
also voting for someone is literally endorsing them
"yes, I voted for Hitler, but the alternative was even worse!"
Ackshully yes I would participate in voting if it were Mussolini vs Hitler. If you don't vote you don't get to complain!!
no more half measures walter
If Donald is so dangerous why don't you just Content Warning him?
Militarism, policing, immigration, healthcare (covid), inflation, leftist mobilization or lack thereof, weaponization of RICO laws against leftists and marginalized people, carbon pollution and fracking/drilling
Biden is literally worse than Trump
Also he nominated the current Fed chair so you can blame the rising interest rates on Biden too
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You know, they’re called liberals
Yet they seem to be anti-liberation
They can't keep getting away with it 
Biden is literally worse
Democrats: We can’t have anyone else because only Biden has high electability
Voters: I don’t want to vote for him
Democrats: NOOOOOO BUT HE HAS HIGH ELECABILITY!!!!
By voting for any old piece of shit with a (D) this time, we incentivize the party to listen to our needs and run someone better next time.
Voting. For. Someone. Does. Not. Mean. You. Endorse. Their. Actions.
Yes, some genocidal freaks actually ARE worse than other genocidal freaks, and Eichmann IS still worse than Röhm. But I hope all you privileged dipshits enjoy feeling "morally pure" during Eichmann's second term. 🙄
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God damn. I know the John Brown quote is cliche, but god damn.
Just what the entire fuck. Like yeah, of course they would, but they've never just said it out loud before like this.
First they came for the Palestinians and I spoke out in favour because otherwise there will be a dang cheeto in the white house.
This will be the most important election in our history. Except for the last one. And the one before that. And the one before that. And the one before that. And the one before that. And the one before that. And the one before that. And the one before that. And the one before that...
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Further down he writes it "would be nice if a third party or a better candidate was viable, but they're just not".
Me, while I am shitting on the floor: "Sure it would be nice if the floor was clean and not full of shit, but it sadly is, so treating it like a massive toilet is sadly the only viable solution. I wish the floor wasn't full of shit too! If only there was a way to do something else, but sadly there isn't."
Edit: Like a bout of diarrhea, this analogy ran away from me. I am trying illustrate how, if you believe in representative democracy, then voting for any other reason than believing a candidate represents your values adequately, you will be poisoning the well.
What does this guy think REPRESENTATIVE democracy is?
Libs. Have. Done. The. Period. Thing. To. Fucking. Death.
Didn't know I, a queer Jew, was "privileged". And I'm not going to take lectures in complacency from a democrat.
You literally just won the election, and spent it all twiddling your thumbs because you were satisfied with that alone.
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i didn't 
for either of these dudes last time and i won't this time either
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for the Adult In The Room that Makes Hard Decisions and Gets Shit Done, like in the Prestige TV treats.
> suit in pfp
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