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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh. "Ham-mas" sounds like "Hamas." I was trying to figure out why Jews wanted Christmas food to be kosher.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For fuck sake, it's a ham bag with Christmas trees on it, Kmart should have told them to pull their heads out of their arses.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Idk this was pretty funny, the corporate panic makes it funnier.

You just know there's some poor advertising peon getting yelled at rn, even though not one person in the office put the dots together.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Reminds me of how the Danish (?) organic snacks company now known as Easis was still called Isis long after those letters became toxic.

Personally I found the prospect of terrorists making and selling organic muesli bars pretending to be healthy absolutely hilarious 😂

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

long after those letters became toxic

What's toxic about an egyptian goddess? 😜 (to be fair, the terrorist group is called IS, and calling it ISIS was always a bit weird)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well Danish news first called it ISIS, then ISIL and then IS. Now they usually use the whole name Islamic State, but in Danish.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They pretended to be healthy? Wanna bet they’re awful?

Maybe they should mail them to terrorists. You know. As a weapon against morale

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're actually very tasty. Tons of sugar in them to achieve that, though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Why am I not surprised?

Oh well. Guess weird mailing those rice cake thingies that taste like styrofoam

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

My friends had a CI wear a wire for a fucking weed sale, but they were watching Archer at the time he was there to pick up. Led to some hilarious questions from idiot cops.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Few months ago no one would have noticed and now the entire stock will likely go into landfill.

Fucking ridiculous!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

"Hammy Holidays" would have been the obvious choice

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

same here, roughly

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So Kmart is still a thing, who knew?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Totally different company to the US version.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What it was supposed to mean? I can only read ’Merry Hamas’

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Just like people rewrite the phrase as "Merry Xmas" or non-christ substitutes like cats in "Merry Kitmas", they were trying to make a ham-holiday. A Mass made of Ham. A Ham Mass/feast. Sadly, there is a war on so anything close to 'Hamas' is no longer suitable for mass-market humor.
"Merry Kitmas" "Sez you"

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought Jews had a sense of humor...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The group wrote: "Although this is potentially funny (the AJA committee has tossed around some non-PC jokes) it's really not a good look.

"We suspect some product manager may cause the company some embarrassment.

"So we've politely written to Wesfarmers corporate suggesting the product be pulled."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

suggesting the product be pulled

lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, it's a fair cop. "Hey guys, not sure if you've noticed this, but..."

It wouldn't surprise me if Wesfarmers overreacted to their message because of who it was from, too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I think our friend here was loling at "pulled [pork]".