Edit: My wife says that I seem happier than the day that we got married. She's not wrong.
Edit2: I realised that I spelled Pissingers name wrong in the title. Pity.
I feel like a dog that finally caught its own tail, like, I should've prepared something for this occasion.
I can only hope others planned ahead where I didn't. Looking forward to some cream of the crop RIP Bozo content
And the world gains another gender neutral bathroom
If you want an overview of some of his crimes:
Henry Kissinger, Top US Diplomat Responsible For Millions Of Deaths, Dies At 100 — The Intercept
Henry Kissinger, War Criminal Beloved by America’s Ruling Class, Finally Dies — Rolling Stone
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I WAS HERE
I WAS HERE
I WAS HERE
Wakes up
Kissinger is fucking dead
MRW
:crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party: :die-motherfucker: :crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party:
What's worse is he died fully insulated from the damage he wrought on the world. Its not fair.
My partner is taking credit for this because and I quote, "I did say he would die this week"
This morning I said "I hope Jimmy Carter gets to go to another funeral this week" and my mother said "No, Kissinger's going to live forever."
The way I see it, Kissinger loved people dying. In a way, this was his lifelong dream.
Briefly coming out of my self-imposed exile to say rest in piss you fucking ghoul, burn in hell forever
He just died? Wow. I didn't know that, I just uhh... you're telling me now for the first time. He led a disgusting life. What else can you say? He was a disgusting man, whether you disagree or not, he was a disgusting man who led a disgusting life. I'm actually happy to hear that, I am happy to hear that. Thank you very much.
He died from not nutting for to loong during No-Nut-November. Never stop nutting.
Good one, almost got me. Wait, this isn't in c/fakenews? You're gonna get banned 
What…it's true? That motherfucker's finally gone! 
A second plane has hit Henry Kissinger
LETS FUCKING GOOO
I saw a tweet that was 8 minutes old...
Henry Kissinger died
And I thought to myself as went to google "I am the world's dumbest man. I'm googling that and it won't— Holy mother of fuck! It is true!"
If you do the math.,This is like infinite 9/11s for him.
Thursday.
Damn it.
First Thatcher and now this decrepit Nazi.
Why can't these fuckers die on the weekend so I can have a proper piss up with my mates in celebration?
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kissingers going to be dead tomorrow too its gonna be a great couple days
ROT IN HELLL YOUU PIECEE OF SHIIITTT
PLS MR DEVIL GIVE HIM ETERNAL TORTURE, LET HIS SOUL BURN FOR ALL OF ETERNITY
new bathroom just open
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