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[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Kissinger's death brought back an OG poster lol

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

hell yeah i had to come back for this, i was considering rejoining regardless and this was enough of a reason

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ty :D got overwhelmed last time maybe ill stay this time

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Happens to all of us. I've taken extended breaks before.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Gotta return after a year just to say BEST FUCKING DAY EVER

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

angel-biblical My favorite child, the Lord has one mission left for you. This will take you to the deepest corners of hell to fight the vilest demon.

dorner Tell him this one's on me.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Thank you for your service on this blessed day 07

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

Happy birthday and happy deathday!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

I don't usually say this

But

Happy birthday

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

i just want to congratulate you for killing him

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

happy birthday!

it is also my birthday, extremely good birthday gift

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Hell yes we can celebrate together

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

holy shit long time no see welcome back! (and happy bday!)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Ty :D it's going very well lol

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

happy birthday and unlimited genocide on the west!!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Fuck yes and happy birthday comrade! :crab-party:

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

hexcrab-party HAPPY BIRTHDAY hexcrab-party

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

The heavens smile on you and your fortune!

crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

3 days away from my

😢

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

What a birthday gift. I couldn't think of a better gift to receive

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Happy birthday, may Kissinger feast on zaqqum forever.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

That's one hell of a birthday candle wish. Congratulations 🎊

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

happy birthday to you

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Heck Yeah happy birthday

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

hexcrab-party Happy birthday crab-party

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Happy birthday!!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY COMRADE MAY HE ROT IN PISS

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I'm going out to buy some sparkling wine, I'll toast to your birthday as well.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Happy ghoul deathday!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Hope you didnt waste a wish

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

You're welcome

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bunny-vibe

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

That's a helluva birthday present. I'm considering it an early birthday gift since I was born on Christmas.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Happy Birthday!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

few hours late but Happy Birthday!!! and congrats

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

hell yah girl happy birthday wooooooo!

crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

That's awesome

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Congratulations

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Happy Birthday!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Based! This is such an epic present. Happy birthday!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

What an amazing present lmfaooo

Happy birthday!