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The billionaire once joked about creating a Texas Institute for Technology, or "TITs" for short
You think conservatives will be up in arms over this instance of pushing sexuality onto children
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Elon Musk Center for People Who Can't Tweet Good and Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too
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He used to have a private school in the Bay Area called Ad Astra, which was pretty much exclusively for the children of Tesla employees and other Silicon Valley vampires. He used to show up sometimes and make them let him teach classes. I had a few students who were there briefly before they ended up where I teach, and they said it was really, really unhinged. As soon as his own kids were too old to go there, he pulled all the funding and shut it down. I'm sure this one will go better and be less his own personal fiefdom.
Gates already did this and it made schools a million times worse. What could go wrong?
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I'm just going to assume that it's a new way for him to prey on teenage girls
Full Kanye arc
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Hey champ. You did really good at the science fair. Iβm sorry you didnβt get 1st place. But donβt worry. I see you. The vice principal and I wanted to invite you to dinner to congratulate your efforts
: "Your science fair project was on climate change? Your grade just plummeted to a soyjak! Why can't you be more like Fred here who did his project on proving that girls do in fact have cooties? He got a whole gigachad for his project!"
That suit looks so goofy on him
Dude I canβt get over his freak ass body shape. What is that??
somebody maybe a podcast said he looks like he swallowed an olde-timey bird cage and now i can't unsee it
It's like he wished on a monkeys paw for a comic book body, but the comic book was that one captain america
Yes!! Thatβs what it is! I couldnβt place what it reminded me of but itβs that fucking rob liefeld captain america drawing
Will the building spontaneously catch fire, or just everything inside it?
Lmao they really chose a shit photo of him
is it just me or is he wearing some really weirdly proportioned body armor or something?
so that's where the design of the cybertruck came from, huh
Good he needs one
Wait you don't mean for other children to attend do you?
He could probably start one for just his kids.
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this is good tbh, anybody stupid enough to pay for that deserves to be stolen from
Death to America
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Raising the next generation of the Muskjugend.
America is such a fun country. A viable career path here is "unqualified crank teaching at fake school." And the school only exists because some brown noser hanging onto a capitalist parasite suggested building a school as a vanity project or tax write-off.
I wish it a very arson
Neurolink needs new test subjects...
The school for dipshits who ruin the products they touch?
OK, who left the fucking lathe unattended while the writers for Star Trek: Discovery were lurking about?
Wait, whatever happened to Bari Weiss's fake university? Wasn't that basically the same thing?
I majored in Pedantics with a minor in Whining.
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Donda Academy 2.0 let's fucking go, this time with more exploding lithium batteries.
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Praying this isn't just a ploy to have a school of X Men.
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