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John 3:16

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Dick pill seller. I am going into battle and I need your strongest Rhino pill.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I only drink pre 1946 German Fanta

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[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Can you guess the insanely obvious pathway I shove my dildo in to make myself cum?

[โ€“] [email protected] 42 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (7 children)

megalomaniacal

Nerds find one exploit on a website and think they're God

Megadork

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What are these brands

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

Are you inside the robots ass controlling it with levers?

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Life of bor(e) blob-sleep

spoilerCongratsbridget-pride

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Cowardly. Post or die

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Chinese hackers, the same ones that hacked my icloud full of nudes and photoshopped my penis to appear 4.15 inches erect (which is also in the range of average btw), have taken down the movie server in an effort to subvert US military recruitment

Trans-Americans are the most fertile crop of new US military recruits, this movie event was sponsored by the US Military, put the pieces together

Chinese spies DONT want you to join the military, they DONT want you in Iran

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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Farting on these haters

 
 

She broke down and suck on men

Made me pee where I've been

Been caged one time

Been caged two time

I'm never growing back again

You don't know what it means to win

Come around and fuck me again

Been down one time

Been down two time

Mmm

I'm never going back to cismen

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Warriors (hexbear.net)
 
 

Just like that Mr Shapiro

 
 
 

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