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If y'all are so insistent that water can be wet, go ahead and dry it with a towel. Checkmate chapochanners. 
Being verse is the best.
By that I mean I'm so happy that I've got a pump that had both nozzle types covered.
What'd you think I meant? 
HexBeara
joined 1 month ago
The question is errr. How do i be normal
No idea 
I personally liked passion fruit, but it's ruined by bitter sweet memories and Drake being a certified 'freak'.
College or HS? because if hs, same. Like 2015 for a lil bit of college but that's it and I've screwed up my gpa, still think I should go back just to have a piece of paper saying I'm learneded so I plan on moving back to Massachusetts... Somehow... I'll probably post about it lmao
they want Drake
NGL didn't read the post fully yet, and it's kinda a bit, but...
Play lots of monopoly. Sometime in between the match during a toke break make an alliance with someone who understands your politics and that can trust in you. Proceed with match as normal but now you're going to make deals advantageous to the both parties, and figuratively (funnier if literally) corner the housing markets. Don't charge rent when you land on each other's properties. Accept players who are floundering, into the alliance, helping them avoid bankruptcy. If the rest of the table hasn't caught on already they 'lose' (unless they accept surrender and join the collective). If the rest of the table forms a counter alliance, if you don't have terrible luck (like our inductee) you should still be able to pull out a win if the combined 'capital' or 'money leeching vessels' is great enough. Might lose a bit of pizzazz and you shouldn't always play an almost non-game, but it could help instill a sense of responsibility to others wellbeing and instilling that games (and life) aren't always zero sum. That's what I did with friends 'during covid' (as if it's not still happening) and it had felt like a great way to sell people on socialism at the time ( in a very simple manner though).
More seriously, give them a drive to learn. Have them do plenty( re-education through labor, ie work, but not in an abusive sense, more like if you're gardening have them help how they can if they're young, if they're older let them earn a living and get radicalized that way [ which imo, is abuse given that it's thinly veiled slavery but can wash its hands off such accusations with a pittance]) and have them recognize what privileges they do have. Avoid fomenting resentment that'll tie your ideology with you and their contempt( this'll be hard because everyone, even here has disagreements, or has the capacity to be brash and shit ass in the moment[✨me✨], or has their own way of going about situations or desires that run counter to the collective[ The Family
] Reward them for critical thinking as long as it doesn't run counter to them being honest with trusted adults (pigs don't count). Give them access to freedoms in turn for upheld responsibilities, such as transportation, communication, extended curfew, whatever. Teaching them outside them classroom.
Otherwise idk I don't got kids.
Deeply unserious and distasteful. But if they agree. If they've been acting like a shitheaded chud, 'punish' them by taking away their privileges, but offer to restore them if they humor you with either going to a homeless shelter and volunteering, (my unserious take incoming, that'll probably cause resentment) or if they've been especially egregious have them go through that system for however long it takes them to secure housing, a job, transportation etc. Basically have them learn how hard it is to stand alone. Probably won't happen unless they're 18. But yeah. Being poor and later homeless at 18 is extremely radicalizing, I would say I was still a silly liberal that at times could try to be too edgy, and in a sense nothing has changed up to this point besides a much greater understanding than I had had and that I've become more attentive to language used (when not being shit ass) and considerate (same verse as the first, I need a LOT of therapy to properly express myself without being ready to sling shit).
But to put it extremely concisely and simply have them learn responsibilities, try your best, and help them become as worldly as possible, while providing them the means to succeed before they're ready to leave the nest.
I know this is bad posting, but I do wanna realistically think about how to accomplish this, but I don't think the solution is roasting dried beanis then grounding them up and sticking them in a Mr coffee
I get told about politics a lot, I just being up uncomfortable truths. Whoops. Guess I'll just stick a dick in my mouth and stfu... Wait there I go being political again. Dang can't ever seem to stop.
I misread this as 5 years school* free today
It'll be fine for whoever hasn't played through the games but kinda seems like they hacked up the source material and shat into its dying carcass.
Kevin Hart is playing Roland who's 5'11". Lilith is 22 being played by Cate Blanchette who's in her 50's. I guess Jamie Lee Curtis fits the aesthetic of Tannis but in the trailer doesn't exhibit the same mannerisms. And then claptrap is voiced by Jack Black but has a filter on to sound more like the goober anyways. Maybe it's the 
in me but I'm really thinking this is gonna suck. Like they could've gotten Terry Crews for Roland, Brandon Rogers for claptrap(just someone a little unhinged and funny as hell) , some youngish, mildly attractive white chick for Lilith, I guess krieg is fine just needs to be slightly slimmer, I guess the tiny tina is ok too but there's not enough energy imo. And the rest of the cast might work but there's nothing about them in the trailer. And it feels like they just used the characters like dolls for a script they came up with set in that universe. Like why not expand upon the lore either before we meet them on the bus, or in between 1 and 2 similar to the presequel, or between 2 and 3 (I never played the tell tale games... 
) or just really anything else. They could've followed other wacky vault hunters on other planets and could've had them interact with the main cast of 1 2 and 3, depending on when they wanted to set the story. Idk it just seems like a lack of creativity in all departments involved in the making of the movie. I might pirate it tho just to see how bad it really is.
It's just slop but it always happens to the Vidya Game movies. 
what're y'all's take on it? Am I just 
Who are we voting for this election?
Voting in a bourgeois democracy yada yada... But seriously if we all came together and went out to 
, who'd it be? I saw joke responses for Markiplier that seemed to gain traction on tiktok the same day, other comments here and on YouTube proposed Jill Stein(or it was just yt and my mind is playing tricks). Asking because I had had a discussion with my roommate (the other roommate that isn't the LL) and he said something along the lines of if I don't vote I don't get to complain, which i don't agree with but understand the sentiment. That and we discussed more of an importance of local elections rather than national. And idk I'm not one for caring anymore. If things were better and more hopeful I'd try but teeth hurt and it's not getting better, hair is falling out, body is weak, diet is shit, youth is gone, and I've nothing to show for it. So I definitely don't care anymore and more than likely won't participate myself unless I really see some sort of movement even then I'd probably walk into traffic before voting again.
So once again there's more issues with my donation... They had to take a sample to test the protein levels, thought no biggie cool cool, asked the front desk how long that should take, was told 7 mins, turns out after they drew the sample, that it was actually 7 days because they need to send out the sample... Partner is able to donate tho so that's good but we were really counting on both of us being able to donate. Again if any of y'all can spare anything it's, like always, very very VERY appreciated.
https://hexbear.net/post/2907805 og post
Apologies for being jokey but it's better than anything else right now.
(Btw as an aside just in case any queer folks are considering donating plasma, you do have to pretend you are cishet which is unfortunate but usually some of the workers couldn't give a shit. I have let it slip that I wasn't a straighty once and nothing had came of it but ymmv so if you need that extra cash you got to be able to hide in plain sight and be careful to not let something spicy slip out.)
There's a lyric chain in Angel's post that we're retooling for Biden, please help, I don't wanna be cringe and be one of two people doing the whole thing.
cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/2907805
(Took about 2hrs to write and honestly could add more but I won't blame y'all for not reading it all)
Currently funemployed because I had quit a shitass job that didn't pay well enough to warrant the toxic work environment and busy workload. Been donating plasma to buy groceries (and MJ to keep myself sane and not be half-cocked as per my partners judgement), haven't worried about rent for about 5 months because my landlord had let the living space spiral into disarray from neglect and currently not worried about a phone plan because I use wifi. But. Yesterday afternoon I was pulled off to the side and told my proteins were too low and I'm at risk of being deferred from that center if it comes back low again, and it's unable to be clocked properly by their initial testing, it's how I was able to donate but later the donation was no good and or it's a health risk.
So went into the fridge and borrowed the LL's beyond beef without asking and cooked some beans. But I'm not sure it'll be enough and tbh I think donating has been a contributing factor in thinning my hair ( and it's been fucking with my self esteem and image heavily especially since I've been undecided with whether or not I want to start hrt at 30 and well... I'd rather be a bald dude if I'm gonna lose my hair, so it's very disheartening and just sux...) . There's that, I've had several teeth break and have dealt with that for about 4 years now with and without pain.
Partner is also funemployed but recently found something he just hasn't started yet and the rate will be a little low because it's training first and all that. I myself have looked but I have been pretty pessimistic about work culture , pay, etc. Been kinda hoping I just don't wake up vs having to be abused as a worker. Gaslit, guilt tripped, and squeezed dry. Done. But I know I need to find something, I just don't have a degree or a trade, and my experience is in customer service and hospitality so everything is gonna suck, holy shit balls.
I only smoke weed if substance is a concern, poppers (amyl nitrate) as well, but that's been awhile and tbh if I had my way I'd be sober, but sober me is an ass without the therapy I desperately need.
I've just been letting myself go to waste I guess. Not working, not working out ( hard to do with a barebones shit diet, partly due to my partners aversion to beanis and taste for b.s. ez to make processed foods, I've also been just letting them make decisions on food because I don't have many preferences, but I should fix that. Hard to do with someone who thinks they know everything and honestly we've had plenty of arguments about it...), letting my room get pretty bad with clothes strewn everywhere, dishes not getting done or done very slowly, at least showering semi regularly though like once every two or three days at the worst. I think if me and my current s.o. were in a different spot it'd better, but technically he shouldn't be here and the LL has made it clear they don't want them here, so he's been hiding when LL/Roommate is home, and he doesn't have a place to go since his parents house has been taken over by his siblings that have ignored him and his parents wishes in order to do as they please, and he called his older brothers probation officer because of his abuse of fent and by extention neglecting his 4 children. So kinda a narc but at the same time reasonable since he's been more of a dad than the actual dad.
The LL has also given me a silly written notice asking for the back pay which he settled on 1,510 that he wants by july 10th(I've been putting off making a post like this for awhile)(rent is $400, good on paper, but my room has a tin roof that turns it into an oven from 10-6) with ways to lessen the amount and potentially be paid but I'm still checked out of the situation and couldn't care less. Add to that, the floor that was water damaged was replaced, BUT the moldy subfloor was not. There's dry rot and mold under the kitchen sink, front porch light still doesn't work since hurricane Ian(2022), the lights don't flicker as bad in the kitchen anymore but the breaker trips every once in awhile while using the microwave, the bathroom still has a weird gap after the tub was replaced and the floor is still bare poured concrete where the toilet is at from when they fixed the outside plumbing and laundry room outlet for the washer.
Way back in 2018 I totaled my car with no insurance and as of right now have no valid drivers license and feel as though if I had that reinstated and a reliable car I wouldn't be in this mess.
If there are any class traitors willing to risk a modicum of their income to help me get out of this big ass hole I've fallen into, I think about 6 or 7k would barely cover every little thing that has gone wrong the past 6 years 10k to be absolutely safe and to be able to make strides after what seems like an eternity in purgatory.
Now for the comrades who aren't as financially able but still want to help, anything helps. It really does considering I lost out on $45 yesterday and by extention I won't hit the $100 for donating twice in a week.
After what's happened with a user here ( imo it's not their fault at the end of the day, but can't say one way or the other since I can't know the whole situation) idk what kind of rules or systems are in place now vs when I last posted on an account I no longer have access to, when I needed a new bike, groceries and a cheap phone. But I'll put my Cash app at the bottom and if there's anything y'all can spare, again it's greatly appreciated.
(NGL Reaaaallly hoping someone too generous for this world and their income bracket makes my day because on top of all this my mom and her bf(situationship partner? Idk...) have been homeless and she's developed melanoma and has been having identity theft issues along with just not having money and getting screwed over by clients with any painting jobs they line up. And it'd make me feel waaay less of a shit azz child despite the tenuous relationship she's fostered because of the shit azz relationship she's had with her mother and family...sigh and so on. Shit sucks yo, kinda why I don't want kids despite wanting kids of my own since I was little so I could be the one to get it 'right'...)
If anyone has any leads, job opportunities, resources, anything for (doxxing myself a lil) Pinellas county fl, more specifically St Petersburg that'd also be appreciated. Been using indeed and getting the same jobs over and over and no interviews or calls. Have thought about working on a cruise ship but reading job reviews and then seeing news articles about being left in port is giving me 3rd thoughts about it despite how much I could potentially squirrel away.
Listing my partners cashapp in case there's any issues sending it to HexBeara: $scherermatthewd97
Gotten $10 so far, from Seeking_Perhaps, which will help get both of us to the plasma center today to donate and get some groceries, but currently starving and needing more to be on the safe side and potentially pay back rent if need be if we're able to reach that amount (although not an obligation since technically with the moldy subfloors i could continue to withhold rent, but trying to be amicable and live in a cheap ass place still and not have him move forward with an eviction) Also don't know how to cross post properly using only the hyperlink I've seen in some posts. 
problems I guess
It's the cable you gonna make sure you don't trip on