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Touching grass (the action is super effective against me so I am severely injured)

God forbid people have fun.

Skip brunch for a whole week in protest of the election results.

I'd settle for him dropping dead.

Renewable power is the No. 2 source of electricity in the U.S. — and climbing

Why the fuck isn't it number one yet? We've known about climate change for decades now. What's the holdup? Why is he still opening up more land and sea reserves for drilling? He and the rest of the ghouls in DC still serve oil execs and are never going to make any meaningful actions towards climate change.

Preventing discriminatory mortgage lending

While the update hasn’t taken effect yet

So, nothing.

Forcing Chinese companies to open their books

More warmongering with China. Fuck off.

Preventing another Jan. 6

Uh huh

Building armies of drones to counter China

Shut the fuck up

Biden scraps Trump’s paint scheme for Air Force One

I'm supposed to give a shit about the color of his plane???

Biden recommends loosening federal restrictions on marijuana

"Recommends" He didn't do shit. It's not an accomplishment unless he actually does something. And he's only moving it to Schedule III, not actually legalizing it, so even if it goes through it's still a half assed solution. Legalize it or fuck off.

A penalty for college programs that trap students in debt

None of my student loan debt has been cancelled.

Biden moves to bring microchip production home

Seriously half this article is diaper pissing about China.

Preventing a cobalt crisis in Congo

More CIA intervention, cool.

Countering China with a new alliance between Japan and South Korea

CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA

Union-busting gets riskier

Remind me again who busted the rail strike.

The U.S. is producing more oil than anytime in history

Imagine bragging about about fighting climate change then saying this shit.

Strengthening military ties to Asian allies

China again

Seriously half of his """"accomplishments"""" are just "China bad". What a garbage ass list, no wonder he's going to lose.

Also he's still doing a genocide so he can go fuck himself.

So aside from armed revolution, what other options do we have for improving things?

Make sure to do everything you can to prevent electrical infetterence.

Also Wil Wheaton is older now than Patrick Stewart was when The Next Generation began airing.

Project Resurrect Every Trans Person from the Dead

How dare you apply logic and common sense