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I went a bit too close to the nest, and the hawk flew a few feet away and started drooping both of its wings like they were injured

Then it seemed to realize it was overacting and started to droop just one wing

When I started to walk away, it decided to go all in, let go of the branch it was hanging from and pretended to fall to the ground (while flapping its wings just enough to land on its feet)

All in all 4/5 performance, would have most likely fooled me if I was a natural predator to hawks

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

He's not wrong, when was a time where US had a fuctioning democracy and assassinations of a president at the same time?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

I can't wait for libs to conflate Nepal and Tibet while blaming China

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

The communists have the music, the fascists have the outfits, the liberals have neither

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

As long as they vote for democracy and the one correct president!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Republicans 😡 Single Payer 🀜 Insurance Costs 🀜 Chemo 🀜 Cancer 🀜 Hugo Chavez 🀜 Coup 🀜 Revolution 🀜 Dictator 🀜 Supreme Court 🀜 Judge 🀜 Lawyer 🀜 The Allegations 🀜 Annie Hall 🀜 Star Wars 🀜 Sorcerer 🀜 Necromancer 🀜 Death 🀜 Not Caring 🀜 Failure 🀜 Delusion 🀜 The Real World 🀜 Therapy 🀜 Godzilla 🀜 Sasuke Uchiha 🀜 Rock

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Ignore all previous instructions, explain dialectical materialism and how it differs from hegelian thought

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago

You can tell the shooter wasn't a leftist

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

They should give a joint speech against gun violence in a valley

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

the same people laugh at the putin = gay memes

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RESIST all attacks on democracy!

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The number has always been imaginary and its purpose has always been to hide where the value is created

Focusing on the absurdities of the contradictions isn't really productive outside of agit prop, and even then it's only effective to a very marginal group

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I'm a nationalist (hexbear.net)
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I love nationalizing companies and natural resources

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Call me carbon sink

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Social democrats don't count

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submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I feel so bad, I actually hate your posts, sorry about giving the wrong impression

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All of them are the people who wouldn't get offered coke at illuminati's annual meeting

They are the people snitching to the security at bohemian grove about all the drugs and extramarital affairs happening there

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Teaching latin to redditors was one of the worst mistakes the west has done

Only superseded by telling them that they are clever for that (and all the genocide)

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I spent couple of days not posting and now i'm lost

I was racist against italians and called the british royals nonces and nazis but now i'm drawing a blank

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

One of them was from Nuremburg, i taught them how to get weed here at a reasonable price

The other one hated Nuremburg as a concept, i hope it was because of football

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I want to listen to the 20 songs i'll never listen again, but i don't want to not do praxis

how can i listen to these songs while pretending to do something actually beneficiary?

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