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Examples that come to mind:

  • saying your favorite video game is Disco Elysium
  • saying your favorite TV show is Star Trek DS9

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[–] [email protected] 92 points 8 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Skill issue, I have "communist" in my dating profile and I do fine

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

yep theres a designated segment of women that only wanna date commies

the sex is that much better

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

A designated segment of everyone! When your lust and desire is powered by the revolutionary vision of true human connection, sex becomes transcendant.

Once you've had that connection, there's no going back.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Apparently academically proven by East Germans

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

COULD NOT FUCKING BE ME bursting at the seams with half-remembered quotes from the Manifesto every time some normo lib complains about inflation or cops soviet-huff

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Me irl soooometimes. It's a double edged sword, I've got the passionate about meaningful things and can discuss them with a good level of understanding and explain them without coming off like a jerk usually, buuuuuut I will IRl UlyssesT people's cringe tastes

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Casually mentioning that profit comes from paying workers less than the value they create.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

You can only cut down on property/machine/ingredient costs so much, but labor costs, now that's where you can keep cutting forever.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

I’ve tried to explain to people - some of which work in retail or food distribution - that the reason why their employers/stores would rather waste food than give it out for free is not because they’re afraid of litigation, but because it would drive down the prices if everyone was fed. And in the US, we waste enough food to feed entire countries several times over, so it’s not like there’s real scarcity here.

They seem to understand artificial scarcity when it comes to iPhones and shoes. But when it comes to essential goods, it’s like an alien concept to them.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I just want to bring democracy to the workplace.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

My manager sarcastically saying “oOoH we must seize the means of production comrade!” He’s always complaining about how the upper management don’t understand any of the work we’re doing, how inefficient and expensive a lot of tech we use is, how other departments are falling behind and look to us for help, and so on. I asked him something like “don’t you think our lives would be easier if we decided how things are run at our level, and not people who never even step foot in our office?” And he just stares as me like I’m speaking gibberish lol

[–] [email protected] 47 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think we should improve society somewhat improve-society

Oh so you're a communist? very-intelligent

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

Almost word for word a conversation I had with my chud brother-in-law.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago (1 children)

We have our own lexicon that makes it's obvious if we don't carefully modulate your own patterns of speech.

Capital workers imperialism empire labor electoralism exploitation owner class bourgeoisie proletarian etc etc.

It's not that nobody else uses these words but we use them to describe things that liberals use other terms for. They prefer words that normalize capitalism and have been normalized by capitalism. They don't call their own country an empire (generally speaking) or call their boss part of the owner class.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

One time, a coworker - who I’ve known for roughly 10 minutes throughout the span of 1 month - and I were shooting the shit at lunch and just ranting about work and customers. Then the topic of plastic bags being taxed came up.

Then we talked about how systemic problems are laundered to the individual. Then how most of our taxes are being used for the military. And how the military was committing imperialism and spreading suffering.

Then how imperialism is being turned inwards with the same security tactics and mindsets are being used against Americans, and an example of which being COINTELPRO during the civil rights movements. And finally, with MLK in mind, we talked about how Lenin described the capitalist appropriation of revolutionaries and the highest stage of capitalism.

Then we clocked in back to work

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The term "fellow traveler" needs to make a comeback

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Now, reminds me of hippies. I just blatantly say I'm a communist. Based on examples I think OP was aiming for humorous examples.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"I would've voted for him a third time if I could"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"I did vote for him a third time, in 2008. Many more times since."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

"Oh yeah, especially in 2016. I wrote him in every spot during the 2016 general."

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

back when I gave a fuck I put a "I fucking warned you dude, I told you bro" Capital book cover meme in my profile. Got me one good date lol but not exactly subtle

Now I either tell people straight up or I don't, I guess some people might catch on by the way I speak about some topics but I'm pretty reserved in public

as for a real answer: your options are basically memes/subculture stuff as you've mentioned, coy references or talking about the actual work you are doing in organizing or mutual aid without making explicitly "political" statements about it.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago

Yeah I make my plans 5 years at a time

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

"immortal science" "dope-ass bear"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

I like to throw out “the principal contradiction” at work sometimes referring to the root conflicts of whatever problems we’re talking about lol

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I straight up say I'm a communist and people don't understand. My friendship group's pet lib spent 5 years thinking I was constantly espousing communist ideology as a bit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I've been saying it openly for like 15 years now and every American I've talked to thinks I'm joking until I say something nice about China

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

I'm manning the barricades as a joke

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

It's a fun bit. Reading and learning theory for the bit.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

Maybe life should be more important than money?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

"Uphold Mazovian Thought!"

mazovian-thought

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Now I'm just an old fashioned country kinna guy, but I think that the workers aughta control the factories instead of rich city boys.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Is building a giant guillotine too on the nose?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

One thing I did previously that seemed to raise a few eyebrows was during "bonus season", i.e. when you are supposed to write a description for why you deserve some kind of bonus for the work you did the previous year, and I just asked my coworkers if they knew whether our boss' bonus was paid from the same pool of money as ours, since that would impact how you write your description. I used the phrase "which side [bosses name] was on" which caused a few of the old-heads to look at me funny. Apparently just pointing out that interests can be opposing is enough to get me branded as a "naive young radical".

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

Kind of on the left

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

"Deeply unserious"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Idk, I don't particularly say anything and somehow people figure it out.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

I usually don’t say anything either, but then someone would recommend or offer me a job with the MIC or the surveillance state, and I turn them down and they ask me why.

Other times someone would recommend me video game companies and I also refuse and talk about crunch, frat bro culture, and people stealing breast milk.

Usually they figure it out by then

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago
  • I'm a friend of ~~Bill W.~~ Karl. He helped me figure out why I was drinking in the first place.

  • My politics are kinda... Different.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

i just want everyone to be paid very well, and for no one to be homeless angel-biblical-shh

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'd say anyone who likes the Culture series, but a lot of techbros like it and don't really connect up the politics (basically a high level communist society doing an interventionism)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Musk famously named a couple of his spaceships after Culture ships, and if there's anyone the Culture is wonder-who-thats-for for it's him.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Sorry to bother you is my favorite movie

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I read about how some CPUSA members hid their politics by calling themselves 'progressives'

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Pretty much anyone who says one of their favourite books is The Dispossessed either is or was an anarchist, and if the latter probably still are some form of anti-capitalist.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

fellow traveler

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

I'm a lefty from way back

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

"the fundamental problem here is the tendency of the rate of profit to fall" "capital accumulation" "class comtradictions"

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