Least suspect Fort Bragg soldier
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My friend told me to stop ordering cocaine via the mail. I told him he was disrespecting a future US army soldier.
You can mail order coke now?! What a time to be alive!
might even be harder today than it was like 10 years ago when silk road was operating and cops didn't know what bitcoin was
came onto this thread thinking about just that 
those were the days
we also used to be able to mail order psychedelic truffles from the netherlands due to some legal gray area or something? Idk we did it a bunch and never got arrested. Checked a few years ago if this was still possible and it's not they just don't want the kids to have any fun these days
you can still get spores
Had a high school buddy that went to the next college over that their whole floor sophomore year would order laundry lists of psychedelics and party drugs and get them delivered to the student mail room without issue.
Then as an added bonus they realized 10 years later the absolute crumbs of leftover bitcoins they had to use to buy them were worth thousands of dollars.
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I want amazon drone delivered coke 
. A new evolution in human development.
Drones already deliver it in prisons
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So...why is military recruitment struggling in the US again? Promises of "Free drugs" and "Be immune the law" would get their numbers right back up.
Fun fact: Genghis Khan distributed "be immune to law" priviledges to his commanders, but those were very rare, considered to be among the highest honours, were valid once or twice and military law was exempted from this.
you can walk from one side of the empire to the other with a golden plate upon your head... unless Subutai really wants it & cashes in his good boy points
Afaik there is no record of this priviledge being ever invoked, but we only have very scarce information about it so no wonder. Of all named people Shigi Qutuqu might possibly used it when he fucked up the battle against Khwarezmians which didn't resulted in any visible consequence to him, but Genghis might just forgive him without it anyway considering their relations. Also it was him who probably wrote our main source about those event so he might just forgot to mention it (though he did mentioned pretty many embarassing things about Genghis himself).
I feel like "one get out of jail free card, because I like and trust you" is indistinguishable in function from "he forgave him for his failure, because he liked and trusted him otherwise."
At least in case of Genghis Khan it functioned the same because He Was The Law.
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The guy telling you white privilege doesn't exist
He has textured hair and beard - I don't want to be a phrenologist here but there's a good chance he's just light-skinned or mixed-race.
Not saying white privilege doesn't exist but this may not be an example of it.
The document gives his name as Michael Acevedo, so he is probably Latino.
I think the more straightforward answer here is imperial military privilege.
Military privilege is def a thing in the US that goes beyond the tangible benefits (some retail stores giving discounts to veterans and such)
Had a grandfather that served in the air force for a long time, any time he got pulled over for speeding he'd 'accidentally' give the cop his old military id first. He rarely got ticketed.
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when you're ambiguous, you are what the cops think you are
"Brave freedom fighter arrested for trying to have a good time"
Just a dude living his best life. Why go out for coke when it can be delivered to your doorstep? Guys thinking on a completely different level.
lol, lmao
What is it with Fort Bragg? Is it just because it's so big, or is there something about it that makes it the "Florida" of US Army bases?
Probably.
It's the most vile base in the empire, I swear there's always some fucked up shit going on there.
rotating schedule of covert psychological torture experiments. one week it's LSD in the orange juice, the next it's replacing all the toilet paper with a single pumice stone.
lol what????
i don't have proof, just an educated guess
Headquarters for JSOC. There's a journalist that's been doing great coverage of their stuff for the last 5-7 years. I think Rolling Stone's published their stuff but they've done appearances on True Anon & QAA to talk about it.
Seth Harp is his name I think, this might be the first article but he's written like 5 or more: https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/fort-bragg-murders-1153405/
Seth Harp is his name I think
Yup, he's the one tweeting in the post lol
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If i could get heroin delivered to my fucking home address I'd be back on the needle and dead within a week.
back in the brief golden age of this kind of thing having that kind of access actually helped me permanently kick the habit
i was so used to inconsistent connects and being run around and buying as much as possible that finally having one click access meant budgeting, planning, and controlled transition to kratom
The Silk Road. Your one stop shop for everything illegal.
not everything just drugs and big packages of pirated content for mere pennies. place was surprisingly ethical
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breaking news: he has plead Not Guilty on the grounds that he din't know it was iwwegaw 
Can I just get coke mailed to me? Why did no one tell me this???
Yeah uh that's basically all they do at Fort Bragg don't google "soldier deaths fort bragg"
fort bag is built entirely outta kilo bricks
"Your honor you said it was fine last time I did this, I'm still in the army so this should still be ok."
This actually probably the best way to get coke delivered. US domestic express mail needs a warrant to be opened and if he sent it to a different address but still gets caught then he gets a mail fraud charge on top of it.
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