The average American is so acclimated to a neverending supply of shitty low nutrition food that eating anything healthy could shock their digestive system.

It's better than the average Cuban was eating under Batista. Even in their persecution fantasies, libs are better off than those they oppress.

Actual Russian black bread (Borodinsky bread) is so incredibly underrated. Unfathomably better than the shitty white bread you get in the supermarket.

I encourage this level of larping for those that are so rabidly anti-communist

let them cook

Just like the commies would drag out the mayor to the town square, but let grocery stores sell everything at inflated prices

How large can the bible of nowhere, wisconsin be anyways?

It's not like its gonna be some huge medieval piece of art, he could probably hide it underneath his pillow.

If he really wanted to save his bible from communists, he should have followed the example of Christopher Walken in Pulp Fiction.

High quality organs are expensive, we're repurposing that shit as a concert hall

This was 1950. He's probably dead by now. Time is the greatest comrade.

Mao except he has a heart attack gun type bit

I'll pass

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

• yewtu.be
• inv.nadeko.net
• yt.artemislena.eu
• piped.video

Convince them to stage these, but we're actually for real