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[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He's not the president America needs, but the one they deserve

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago

unfortunately the rest of the world doesn't deserve any us president

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

liberalism "We saw you noticed Biden's speech. Can you give us a $50 gift to support a president who knows how to stay on script? Otherwise, who knows what kind of covfefe we might get?"

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Clearly he's anticipating his loss this year and planning to run in 2028 (at the sprightly age of 87), hence the "pause" between terms.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Its just a ~~stutter~~ lapse in consciousness

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

his consciousness is stuttering

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I almost thought he was going to say "Pause. No homo"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Would have been a Trump-tier moment

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

"Go fuck yourself San Diego."

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

Yeah just imagine an even greater genocide

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Sarcastically I'm in charge

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Please clap.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

four more ~~years?~~ paws

joe biden is making it illegal to not be a furry

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

He's just referencing everyone's favorite movies, Black Dynamite and Anchorman.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Kevin Kline yelling "disappointed" in A Fish Called Wanda is a personal favorite.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

New campaign slogan

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

This fuckin rules so much.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Let's just wrap it up. America had an okay(?) run