"People's convention", why the fuck are they trying to adopt our aesthetics?
Fascists will always try to steal socialist aesthetics because they work.
It's all fascists 
Yeah it's a toilet paper USA event
I shouldn't get surprised about Tulsi every time I see her at something like this, but man...
Do you think she's gunning for VP spot?
Absolutely. One of Trump's largest electoral demographic problems is white suburban wine moms and Tulsi helps win that group back/lower the loss margins. She also fits the bill for recapturing the "dignified" conservative voter that held their nose in 2020 and voted for Biden because Trump was just too mean/unstately (read: Romney supporting rubes).
If he was smarter he'd grab Nikki Haley because she'd cleave off never-Trump Biden support and hit all the same electoral demographic problems he faces, but that relationship seems to be hostile.
if Trump picks Haley they will just kill him
Who the fuck is Lara Trump? ffs they keep making up new trumps i swear
"Gee that's a nice inheritance you've got there, Donald. Why it's me — your long-lost half cousin, Benjanald Trump, of course. It's been too long since I last saw you!"
Married to either Don Jr or Eric, not sure which and it doesn’t really matter anyway. She recently replaced Romney’s daughter in law as the head of the RNC.
They come here to grift, they come here to swindle, and some, I suppose, are good people.
I just don't understand American football, as a non-American, it all just looks like bright colours and noise to me.
The kind Vladimir Ilyich would have shot everyone in the room…
Steve Bannon better have been smoking that shit they watered with the blood of 36 dragons and come out the other side on another plane or what's the point
☠☠☠ 𝙰𝙳𝚁𝙴𝙽𝙾𝙲𝙷𝚁𝙾𝙼𝙴 ☠☠☠
What's kinda funny is that the conspiracy wing of the far right (not the far right Russiagate conspiracy wing but the other one which is slightly further to the right) has this narrative going that Ozempic face is the physical symptoms of 'chrome withdrawal and, not to bodyshame or anything, but Bannon doesn't have a gaunt face so you'd be able to make a convincing case that he must have a steady supply of 'chrome to someone who believes in that shit.
Three pens...
Is that a dog whistle?
Could be, but “pen guy” - a guy likes to have a lot of pens on him at all times - is a real guy, too. My dad is one, dude wears short sleeve dress shirts with a pocket just so he can cram pens in there.
That's such a dad thing to do
LOL @ Matt Gaetz getting a lower billing than Benny Johnson and Kimberly Guilfoyle.
Why are they still calling Tulsi a congresswoman?
Benny Johnson
Kimberly Guilfoyle
Brandon Tatum
Bishop Aubrey Shines
Literally who
All i know about Benny Johnson is that he wrote for Buzzfeed a decade ago and now he does this:
He is 36 years old.
A glimpse into the infantile mind of a conservative
LARPing child whines about teacher being a big meanie is right-wing “news” I guess
Traditionally you still get to use the title after you leave office. Brandon was regularly addressed as Vice President in the 2020 primaries
I’ve always thought that was bullshit. It always pisses me off when the news will talk to these ghouls who haven’t actually been in office for years and refer to them like that. Bitch that’s not a congressman that is an unemployedman. That dude is as much the vice president as I am, interview me instead I promise I have much more interesting things to say.
Kimberly Guilfoyle
Gavin Newsom's ex-wife and Don Jr's fiancee. Got fired from Fox News for sexual harassment. Would show her colleagues dick pics of men she'd slept with.
Absolutely nightmarish blunt lineup
Puppy killer bingo has a freebie in the center square!
which column is the best/worst blunt rotation
For best I’m going middle column.
Ben Carson I actually think could be fun to smoke a blunt with. Give me a new “the pyramids were built to store grain”
Kristi Noem is absolutely insane and probably has interesting things to say
Benny Johnson is the weak link here, fuck I don’t want to be around that guy
No fucking idea who Brandon Tatum is
Actual governor and senator Rick Scott billed underneath Jack Prilosec and Lara Trump is funny. Gaetz is close to being relegated at the end of the season
Isn't Bamnon going to jail this month
Where is Blair White, why's she not included in this mess :/
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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