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Not to mention, yasuke was a real, historical figure.

But yeah, we all know that gamers don't give a shit about historical accuracy.

it was removed for gameplay balance purposes

I didn't know it was originally gonna be in (just thought the trailer was typical window dressing)

The first asso creedo was completely busted in balance, once you got the counterattack option you could kill an entire town with no effort; I remember killing 40-50 guards at a time just doing this. All you had to do was hit the counterattack button at roughly the right time when being attacked by a melee opponent, and while blocking, and said opponent was immediately killed (melee enemies would also not attack when you were counterattacking)

Blocking completely negated melee damage regardless of direction you were facing relative to the attack, and failing the timing of counterattack (in the first one) didn't damage you iirc. I think the only melee enemies that couldn't be slaughtered by just doing this were the act bosses, so...what balance lol

Planet of the Assassins

The creator of Assassin's Creed actually made that game. It's called Ancestors: The Humankind Odyssey, where you play as an early ape-like predecessor to humans in Africa 10 million years ago

Look into Ancestors the humankind odyssey. You play as early Homos (teehee) evolving from tree climbers to upright walkers. Avoiding central African predators etc.

It was made by some former Ubisoft devs from what I heard. Its even got the mechanic of climb a thing to reveal an area. I haven't played a ton of it, but might catch you!

if the Jew did not exist, the anti-semite would invent him

after a quick geeze, I presume you meant that, which lol it's so close to what biden said about israel

also googling a french philosopher and immediately reading about the age of consent, name a more iconic duo :/

Yeah my first though was "oh they probably didn't want the player to have to spend 5-10 seconds standing still and reloading after every shot in their fast paced parkour game"

Because the Greek gods weren't political, duh. AKA they were white.

Black people existing where white people can see them is just woke propaganda 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

(s a r c a s m)

Worse: a Greek woman

The outrage was so bad that they had to add in a male protagonist option at the last minute, and the cowards didn't even model him off of Stav

Yes, and I hate that they made it a hack and slash generic action rpg that was just watered down witcher in greece instead of an actual assassin game. I was disgusted when after plunging a knife into a dude's neck that instead of dying, like in actual AC games, a healthbar with 60% hp popped up and he started fighting me. Also for some reason, singleplayer microtransactions to skip the grind. (I cheat engined that shit fuck ubisoft)

Gamers need to criticize the enshittification of their games, why the hell do they care about a black samurai when the game is going to 100% be far cry tower climber in japan?

My ape retainer committed seppuku for the crime of spilling the slurp juice