Inside each and every one of you are four humours
Red blood
Green phlegm
Yellow bile
Black bile
Take this online personality test to figure out where you should be putting your leeches today!
this post was submitted on 21 May 2024
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this thinking never left honestly, but now its too little seratonin instead of too much black bile, people do be wanting external individual causes.
don't forget the forbidden Fifth Humour
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I didn't
We talking about cum right?
Oh I should have scrolled one message farther before replying
Go to a blood bank and donate, you weirdoes
That's scientifically proven to help other people which they are fundamentally against.
tfw the phlebotomist asks "left or right arm?" and I say MIDDLE
Ngl I just flux shifted a little reading that, like I know the human beings here have like mega impaired vortal inputs but I just couldn't help myself. Real galanga hours.
Sounds like you have a serious case of phlegmatism
A basket of fresh leeches will arrive at your door within the next three business days
I have a friend who swears by blood donation. He says whenever he donates he feels really good for some weeks. He even got picked for a study where they tried lowering the minimum interval between donations from 3 months to 1 month, and he said it was the best he's felt in his life.
He doesn't suffer from haemochromatosis as far as he knows, but he is the weird anecdote evidence I have that maybe bloodletting does work for some people.
Not to be that person, but can we mark stuff like this with a CW?
I got sick just looking at the image.
Sorry
That's okay 🫂 your post is still funny
Flex TAPE
Got a solid guffaw out of me with this one
We're like one step away from bringing back full-on trepanation. You love to see it folks.
Don't drill a hole in your head.
:sicko-wistful:
The worms might get chilly
There are still groups out there. I've run across them on Facebook years ago.
I'd try it, especially if it was like a little trap door i could open and close
Starting a barber-surgeon school. The anesthesia course is just pairing liquors with ailments.
Drop some astrology in it and we cooking
can you nsfw this and cw blood
Sorry
no more half measures walter
This is just twitter engagement bait. Is there evidence that this is a trend other than 1 video posted by a self proclaimed "influencer" by the name "Champagne Sloshy"?
There's always a few weirdos practicing bloodletting. I'm skeptical that it is trend.
https://nitter.privacydev.net/JoshyBeSloshy/status/1791616841657221474
Leech me doc!
This post should be NSFW
I had to stop giving blood because I'd get a two-day migraine every time, so I'm not sure I'll fall for this one.
That’s just the dying gasp of the miasma leaving your body. The migraines are how you know it is working.
I must consult my apothecary before I agree to such treatments
I say go for it!
The moon is waxing, the stars are right, and my bees have been stinging quite fiercely lately
Well if the bees say it's cool I'll try it out. Who am I to argue with a thousand sisters.
why is there so much pressure, ew.
Oh man, don't tell Joyce Manor
Uhh...wow. I'd see an actual doctor if my blood pressure was so high my forehead would shoot jets of blood like a fountain. I think "headaches" are the least of this guy's problems.
why do they have to do it like that though
Too much blood in the head causes headaches
Just like too many phlogistons in the body can cause spontaneous human combustion
phlogistons
Sounds scary, how can I release these toxins?
I recommend leeches on the face, neck, buttocks and genitals
Does bloodletting lower blood pressure lol. I just thought of this because of how red this guy's face is.
Edit:
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29959751/
Chinese study which says yes but poor methodology
