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[–] [email protected] 56 points 4 months ago (2 children)

So, if he's still alive during the Revolution we're going to seal him in an abandoned coal mine right?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Seal him in but leave him with a single pickaxe and tell him it's time for some elbow grease and a can do attitude. If he doesn't make it out it's because he didn't want to work.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

how-compelling : You load sixteen tons and what do you get?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

🎶 another day older and deeper in debt

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago (3 children)

lmfao what's his ass doing here

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I really want Trump to pick Santos as a running mate. It would be the sassiest campaign possible

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

"I love President Trump. How can you not love President Trump? And did you see the People Magazine photo spread? He looked extra strong and powerful. But purple? Purple is not Melania's color..."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

New Campaign Slogan: "We did everything right and they indicted US(A)"

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

if the Dems were at all serious, they would have kicked him out of the party years ago. kinda pathetic that he's now willingly doing it himself.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Can't stop laughing at all of the "if Biden/Schumer puts the screws to Manchin, he'll just leave the party and nuke the razor thin Senate majority!!" whining they do whenever anyone brings up how weird it is that he's nearly always rewarded despite often acting as a singular roadblock to the Democrats' supposedly closely-held policy goals.

Well, it happened anyway, losers! Now what are you gonna do?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Am I remembering wrong or did he not announce he was thinking of retiring?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wait, that's right. Wtf is his plan here

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago

Milk the pulsating teat of the fossil fuel industry as long as possible before dying in office

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

Just like pro footballers, retirement is a lie

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Yes, but these people can't retire, they live for this shit.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You couldn't find a better place for this photo than next to the printer and that hideous tablecloth? Looks like it was taken in a school hallway or something.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

I'm thinking it's a city hall or a county seat or wherever you file the paperwork.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

I hope he registers as dead on arrival soon

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Still from an actor reel for the next Green Goblin.