You gotta push the perineum after the piss. Push out the last piss. Right behind the balls. Push it. Trust me.
this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2024
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i see people saying this on the internet sometimes and ive given it a fair shot and i gotta be honest, it simply does not work at all. accomplishes nothing. feels mildly uncomfortable and doesn't get any extra piss.
Yeah it's weird. No matter what I do, no matter how long I wait, there's always still some piss left in there.
The only thing that works for me is to sit down, stand up again, and then the you can get the last droplets out. I think male anatomy is just like that tbh.
it's a timeless frustration.
No matter how I shake and dance, the last two drops go in my pants
is older than pants
What video service is best to upload an instruction video to for this?
clear your cannon, fellas
Huge turn-off. I recommend getting The Surgery so it's no longer an issue.
Penis lengthening, so it drips on your sock instead?
no, a giant metal rod down the urethra is the only solution that is acceptable
Well that would make a vas deferens.
the first sound plan I've seen on here
good post!
What if we had pee proof underwear, but just for the fellas?
Step one on the road to stillsuits
Also stoolsuits
Oh hell yeah. Like those work shirts that have a water repellant added to them but for your undies?
Dude Dipes
or what if there was something like a tiny tampon that you could
I'm not a lady but I know ladies think piss stains are a TURN ON!!
Be proud of your piss!
you gotta give
You accidentally missed badposting, it's okay I forgive you
Me cuz I ruined my bladder with ketamine as a teen
How are dudes going from peeing to being half naked in front of a lady in such a short period of time that the pee is not dry?
Can't be fuckin, with a full bladder.
Nickel sized? Unacceptable. Get it down to smaller than a dime and we'll talk about reinstating your bladder privileges
Pisscourse
Oh right, Post Micurial Dribble.
flex your dick once to push the pee out afterwards, you are welcome.
It should be, since getting piss leakage in your underwear after a sit down pee takes a special kind of idiot. But if you’re talking at the urinal, only zipper down, going through two layers of clothing, then it’s almost expected to have some leakage.