I'ma be banging hot milfs, later losers
this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2024
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Okay but after those milfs are going straight to jail
That's the cost of doin business 
We thank them for their sacrifice :rosa-salute:
TIME FOR A MILF JAIL BREAK MFERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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This is my definitive and final take on "age gap"; I refuse to police who women choose to fuck, and I refuse to listen to anyone who does.
I'm gonna police the fuck out of who everybody fucks and you can't stop me!
You may want to add an exception to this take for age of consent related judging
children aren't women
Yes but a woman could choose to fuck a child, which is bad and should be judged
"choose to" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, oftentimes
If you're over 20, you should be allowed to fuck whoever you want. I'm an adult, you're going to tell me I can't fuck this dilf or that milf? Ok liberal. The only exceptions have little to do with age, and has to do with specific power relationships, like a student and a professor, a client and an attorney, etc. As someone in their late 20s, I find a lot of older people hot, and I know my female peers also find 40 year men hot, so what am I to do? Tell my 24 year old friend she can't find a 40 year old hot.
I think if you're a 20 year old who wants to fuck a 40 year old that's fine. I think if you're a 40 year old who wants to fuck a 20 year old....well...that's not a crime but....that's kinda gross.
People 5 years younger than me look like actual children, IDK how anyone goes around getting horny for someone 20+ years younger than them
Well it's a crime now! 
so what am I to do? Tell my 24 year old friend she can't find a 40 year old hot.
Yes
my three-year younger wife: 
me: 
i have no idea who told me this but they were dead set on 4 years because "they should be someone you could have been in high school with"
and then proceeded to be like "well might be cringe if a freshmen was dating a senior" "or college sophmore and high school junior"
and yeah it all fell apart really fast
Jokes on them, I had to redo highschool 7 times
But at least it kind of makes sense, everybody at least has a chance to naturally be in the same peer groups and for general contact to develop into romantic/horny thoughts.
If the older person has to wait all day in the high school parking for the final bell to ring to get a date... seems like that's a bit much to tolerate.
Dear milfs: please impose your power dynamics on me
Sorry all the milfs are in jail now
NOOOOO :boohoo:
no wait
Milf horny jail? :awooga:
Excuse me, I had the "sex" with this woman younger by one day than me. Please arrest me. :trollface:
Dating starts at 14 got it
That's basically two highschool freshmen so yeah
And what would you do if a 13-yo asks out a 13-yo?
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Does the inverse also count? Like you can't bag milfs that are older than (your age) * 2 - 7 ?
I'm off by one
The true solution to the age gap discourse is the younger person needs to be the top. It balances out the equation on power imbalance
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power dynamics?
seems pretty static to me
Power dynamics
But officer, what about the other person!
Rule applies to them too.
One of you needs to get on a space craft flying near the speed of light until relative time dilation makes one of you older objectively and the other older subjectively.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i think the age gap discourse is important but nuanced
13 years age difference here
Phew. I'm glad I like older women. I just can't stop winning!!
You must report all the older women you've had sex with to the authorities now!
It would be really funny if the authority sex havers had to report to was an incel. Just clocking in and getting bombarded with people bragging about getting laid.
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