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No, laughing at fart jokes and saying piss and beanis over and over isn't funny. Will Hexbear ever learn what good satire is? This place is so unfunny it actually makes me mad.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Cornfedlolcows" How are you going to name your self something like that and pretend you have even the slightest grasp of comedy?

bridget-pride-stay-mad

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago

“the height of humour is bullying and harassing neurodivergent and/or trans people online for laughs, now listen up while I tell you why hexbear isn’t funny”

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

The point of the badposting comm was to contain all that over there. Just block that comm.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

This is good satire

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (4 children)

So? Of course people aren't going to risk upsetting the Hexbear fun police without a new account. You people gulag anyone even remotely funny because you can't take anything more offensive than a few childish potty words.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

Def not mad

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I promise you, an existing account isn't gonna get banned for critiquing ~~homour~~ Hagel.

Edit: fixed a misspellin

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I critique Homer all the time. I think he's a doofus and I don't care who knows it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

No you can't say that about hummus! Be prepared to fight!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Got any good knock knock jokes?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago (3 children)

They got banned before they could finish the joke, damn, that’s rough

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago

The killing jokedeserve-1

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

This is literally just like Nine Team Atey Fore

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The best punchline data-laughing

purge-1 -> purge-2

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

Wait is this a comedy website

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can you share your version of humor then?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Something with actual thought behind it, like The Onion.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

heh you said piss and beanis

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

ok frajerze, nie zesraj się :anya-heh:

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Look if you don't find the concept of Juan Guaido disguising himself as John G. Doug in order to declare himself interrim president of united states funny, then I don't know what to tell you. Cum.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

We're making this a tagline right?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Pee is stored in the balls.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, laughing at fart jokes and saying piss and beanis over and over isn't funny

This mfer forgot about cum

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

now days everybody wants to talk like they got somethin to say but nothin comes out when they move their lips just a bunch of gibberish motherfuckers act like they forgot about cum.

debatebro-l

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Peeper poopoo

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

piss beanis shidding and farding out my doodoo ass LMFAO

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Your mom thinks I'm funny

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

lol. lmao even.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

To me the best satire is no exit. People are all like “uhh, what about critique of dialectical reason” and that’s fine I guess.

E: the thing I’m trying to say is that satire is best when he’s just making shit up for fun, not trying to be serious.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Okay which one of you made this account? Good bit!!!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

laughing is bougie decedance

the proletariat scowls