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[–] [email protected] 76 points 3 months ago (4 children)

White people think liking The Office is a whole ass personality trait.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Watching the office in its entirety for the 25th time but don’t like watching movies because they’re too long

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This is me except with Always Sunny

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Me except trailer park boys. I would do unspeakable things to protect bubbles and his kitties

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Consuming media like a preschooler lol

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Someone once compared me to Dwight and I looked at them for a minute before saying "I don't know who that is?"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"You mean like Eisenhower or Yoakam?"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Lmao he looks like a simpsonified combo of Don Knotts and Don Rickles

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

For a very long time, I physically couldn't help from thinking about this incredibly specific scene every time Eisenhower came up

Think Joaquin's joker, but the card just says "Let's get bizz-ay" on it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Lol I get haunted by shit like that, too.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I get that all the time. It's the assumption people tend to have in that what they watch/read/consume is common knowledge. It's their disdained reaction after you ask who/what it is they are talking about that is always odd to me. Usually they act like you insulted them lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

That’s a very Dwight thing to say though.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

The reaction you get when you tell a load of libs that you don't watch TV surprised me. Whole server went quiet

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait what does this have to do with the office

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

They also have an office tattoo

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How do you look at a guy who acts and styles himself like that and not have "pedophile" ever enter your mind when thinking about him?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago

I took one look at that guy and went "Ugh"

Why isn't that more universal?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I once grew a moustache to demonstrate to a comrade how silly they looked, they didnt get my subtle message, reminder to talk to people

but I kept it for a family christmas after my mother called to tell me i couldnt wear a dress (which i wouldnt anyway), lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I can't imagine calling someone to tell them what they can and can't wear.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I feel like having to keep that tattoo should be the punishment for ever getting that tattoo

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Absolutely.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Dwight is a right wing libertarian character. He hates the government and regulations, specifically he has said that the government is too strict about limiting the use of pesticides. He loves corporations and is always kissing his bosses' ass to try to climb the corporate ladder. He's quoted Mussolini. Dwight is the same type of guy as Dr Disrespect.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

At the risk of knowing even more about twitch streamer drama than I had possible absorbed through this site; who the fuck is Dwight? Probably not Dwight Eisenhower.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The tattoo on the left in the photo is Dwight Schrute from the tv show, The Office. His character is the assistant to the manager at a paper company. He lives on a farm in Pennsylvania. He's a huge nerd and everyone constantly clowns on him. He's always begging to be promoted. He acts like he has more power at the company than he really does. He's supposed to be like a parody of right wing libertarians but some people don't realize that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU2W_nlijx0

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Sometimes he is straight up fascist, he fetishes cops and authority to a humorous degree. He would be a lot more racist if the show was a bit more serious.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Im pretty sure he also alludes to his grandfather being a Nazi officer at a few points in the show

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This reminds me of a rule I made for when I get tattoos: do not get tattoos dedicated to people, and that includes celebrities.

There are some really badass musicians I admire, ones who even tend to be really nice people in their personal life, and the thought of paying some sort of tribute to them by getting some permanent inking of them somewhere on my leg or something doesn't sound so bad as I know them now, but I always ponder disasters like this pic.

Hell, I even avoid it for dead celebrities because you never know what could be dug up, but of course, the chances are slimmer there.

I give some leeway to works—things like album art and what not, as long as they don't pull a lostprophets. However, I'd expect there to be no problem with me getting a very popular classic like Master of Puppets tattooed on my back for instance. I was actually planning on doing that with Octopus.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Have you considered getting a tattoo of their instruments or something thats not directly them?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Which version of the Octopus cover?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The original UK release cover

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Rodger Dean has some great covers squirtle-jam

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

I feel about this how aldo raines felt about Nazis. It's actually not bad to have a permanent warning on your skin letting people know you're garbage.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

The Dr Disrespect tattoo was already covering up a a Russel Brand tattoo, which was a cover up of an R Kelly tattoo, which was a cover up of a

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Pro tip: never get the picture of a living person tattooed on your body.

They may end up being a pedophile.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

exceptions: the heads of Marxism Leninism

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Didn't know Marx and Lenin were still alive

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Dunno who this is mercifully

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

Certified streamer? Certified PEDOPHILE WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

looks like some Bollywood actor

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Twitch streamer called Dr Disrespect

Never mind getting a tattoo inspired by a celebrity, never mind getting a tattoo of a celebrity's face, imagine getting a tattoo of a fucking streamer

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Hello. One ban por favour