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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You stepped on my private property sir, hand me your cum

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You can pry it out of my cold dead balls

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Yessir will do sir

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

The problem with capitalism is you eventually run out of other people’s cum

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

I landed on community cum. Damn, let me get to work panting

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Die committing genocide in palistine. Do not pass goon, do collect 200 cum.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

You are in horny jail. etc etc

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Gosh I love this one

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

maybe this is just a consequence of not being american, but i genuinely don't know what else that could possibly mean. like. that seems to be an explicitly cum-based game

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

apparently it is a localized version available in the city of cumming, georgia which is apparently a suburb of atlanta.

i live within a couple hours of there and had to look it up so it's not because you're not american lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

There's a lot more of these out there, with the exact same box and graphic design. From what i've been able to find just from 5 minutes of searching is that they're made by Late For The Sky Production Co. When I saw the picture in the OP I instantly recognized the design of it from the one that was made for the small local city where I live.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Cumming Georgia?

but i hardly know them

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

🎵 busting makes me feel good! 🎶

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Can't do it, I'm a trust-buster

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I know you're all laughing at the name of this board game, but these knock off monopoly board games are pretty god damn depressing, and just not funny at all if you actually look into it. Especially since I know there's a lot more of these local themed monopoly games out there, and in practically the nearly the exact same box and graphic design. The one in the OP is for Cumming, GA.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

it's not even a good game. it was designed to be a bad game!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not what I'm talking about, like there's a whole bunch of localized versions of this and the box is pretty much the same with the name changed

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Yep, we had one for the tiny pissant town of <10,000 in which I grew up back in the 80s/90s. They made them for just about everybody.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Pass start, but don't cum

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s where the volcel police have their main station. They even have it on their patrol cars. Don’t believe me? Just watch:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I built my Ejacuhotel on Boardcock. You owe me a nut.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I own all 3 Cumwalks, better hand off that sweet sweet cum.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

There is no cumming in Opole, that city (quite a strong word there) is very unhorny

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The only thing regularily getting stiff there is the hand in nazi salute

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Is this for one of them Saw movies?