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Who is James Woods? What happened to James Woods? Has anyone checked up on Cat Turd recently?

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (3 children)

James Woods is an actor best known (afaik) for playing Hades in Disney’s Hercules. He’s also a Trump supporter. He recently tweeted that if Elon Musk removes blocking, he will be leaving because it would make Musk’s Twitter just as bad as Jack Dorsey’s, to which Musk replied, “Then delete your account”.

The woman in the cartoon is Twitter CEO Linda Yaccarino. Woods also tweeted out a picture of her LinkedIn, which included the fact that she’s previously worked at the World Economic Forum. Trump supporters have opposed the WEF because of some false consciousness about how the WEF is run by liberals and isn’t mask-off enough about supporting the American Empire. Woods captioned the tweet, “Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. I wonder how they got to him?”

As far as I can tell, this is the only association between Yaccarino and Woods. So Garrison is saying that Elon has hired her to do the dirty work of silencing conservatives while still publically pretending to be a free speech warrior. So he’s…. kind of right? Just not in the way he thinks. Also, he’s inadvertently positioned cat turds as equivalent to Trump supporters? I don’t know, I don’t go on Twitter.

Also, it sucks to see all the pro-Elon bots here insisting on calling it X. Don’t you know Musk is an authoritarian?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

We call it xitter now (with the sh- pronunciation of x)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I enjoy this

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Fr? I thought that was Kamala. Ig Yaccarino makes more sense.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

I think that’s just how Ben draws women

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

The one time a label would've made sense in his cartoons, because nobody knows who Yaccarino is let alone can recognize her from a caricature.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

James Woods is an actor best known (afaik) for playing Hades in Disney’s Hercules.

This is Videodrome erasure

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Long live the new flesh!

Not even James Woods' presence can ruin that movie.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

I have no idea what any of this means but I'm glad Ben can still give me nightmares with his uncanny valley artstyle

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You're not supposed to understand Ben Garrison comics...

CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the second you put catturd into a political cartoon it loses all meaning

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

catturd

"Catturd is a right-wing pseudonymous American Twitter shitposter and Internet troll. The account is known for its scatological humour, as well as spreading conspiracy theories and disinformation. The account owner lives in the Florida Panhandle in a "ranch in the middle of nowhere". Wikipedia Born: 1964 (age 58 years)"

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

catturd has a wikipedia article agony-shivering

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Probably wrote it themselves too

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Wait…. How old is James Wood and where does he live?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

just wait until the media is reporting on the coveted cattird endorsement

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm way too terminally online. Here's the timeline as I hastily recall of the top of my head:

  1. Musk muses removing the block feature on Ex-Twitter
  2. Reactions, reactions,
  3. Catturd did something, which prompted Musk to block him
  4. Reactions, reactions,
  5. James Woods points out the hypocrisy, Musk replies with "Delete Your Account"
  6. Reactions, reactions,
  7. This comic
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Where does Copmala Harris fit in though?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

That's the best part, comrade! That isn't volcel-kamala but the new CEO of Ex-Twitter Linda Yaccarino. The one time labels would have helped lmao!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish Garrison would put more labels on everything to help us understand

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

The one time he needs more labels. Any way can't wait for the cum edit.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

James woods is an actor. No idea what the rest of this shit is, I left Twitter months ago.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

James Woods is the last honest man left in America and Elon Musk X uh... Kamala Harris, maybe? are teaming up to deprive him of speaking that Truth to Power.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Pretty sure that's Twitter's figurehead CEO that Musk hired in order to blame and fire later.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

His Musk just isn't that good, I thought it was Kamala and Mayo Pete until this comment chain

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Drawing the woman in a cop uniform really didn't help the not-Kamala interpretation, to be fair.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

all I can tell from this is Ben is doing a both-sides

it looks like the catturd is celebrating being blocked by Musk, unless that is supposed to be an angry fist pumping?

Found this article about how Musk is blocking folks for complaining about his plan to remove the block feature.

Elon Musk has blocked James Woods on X after the actor criticized the tech mogul’s move to eliminate the block function from the platform formerly known as Twitter.
“I’m having a good time blocking people who complain that blocking is going away,” Musk posted on Sunday, along with a crying-laughing emoji.
https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/story/2023-08-22/elon-musk-blocks-james-woods-x-twitter

So maybe catturd is celebrating being mocked (getting attention from melon-musk)?

James Woods calls Musk 'just another greedy capitalist'!??!?!?

“Musk, whom I once championed, is only doing this to protect his advertisers anyway. Users of X are mere pawns to turn the site into an electronic shopping mall. The man I thought was a defender of free speech is just another greedy capitalist. Disappointing, but not surprising.”

What is happening in the right-wing griftersphere?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I’ve received skepticism when bringing this up, but American fascism is currently doing a distributed breadth first search to figure out how to best coopt socialist language without calling it socialism and create false consciousness.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

They tried that by positioning social media moderators as the ruling class but that's so absurd on its face that it doesn't go anywhere.

I think they'll have more success positioning teachers as their elitist enemy, maybe? There's a huge reactionary movement against schools themselves right now.

You're right though, we're in a position where American fascism is attempting to become a coherent ideology and movement rather than the ambient feelings of suburban white people. But they're their own enemies right now, like you said. They're so primed against adopting socialist rhetoric they can't articulate their nonsense grievances without sounding too socialist for their own tastes.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Why is caturd a cat and not a cat turd?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Many people have been asking this, folks.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am once again asking you to read the blogs he posts along with his cartoons. They are a window into his brain.

Elon Musk bought Twitter (now “X”) and promised free speech would soon be allowed back on the platform. We held out hope he would deliver. Our hopes were dashed.

Elon ‘talked the talk’ and claimed he was a ‘free speech absolutist, but we quickly realized he all talk. He did not ‘walk the walk’ and kowtowed to his advertisers and governments around the world.

Appointed X CEO by Musk, Linda Yaccarino now manages the day-to-day operations of X. She recently shed some light on the shadow banning operation at Twitter…er, X.

“If you’re going to post something that is lawful but it’s awful, you get labeled,” Yaccarino said. “You get de-amplified, which means it cannot be shared, and it is certainly demonetized.”

So much for freedom of speech on X.

Basically, you can tweet whatever you may like, but only you will see it. If it cannot be shared, what’s the point of tweeting? On X, you are allowed to freely express your opinion, yet you are shadow banned and without reach to your followers. Such banning unfairly targets conservatives and Trump supporters. Our thoughts concerning the 2020 and 2024 elections, vaccines, and big government, get stifled.

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Despite the name change and a new CEO, X is still controlling, throttling, and blocking free speech. The new boss is the same as the old boss. Even though Musk claims that he is for free speech he remains in favor of limited reach and controlled speech because he doesn’t want to upset his advertisers. Otherwise he would not have appointed Yaccarino.

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Elon showed his true colors when influencers on X disagreed with his idea of removing the ‘block’ feature. Musk went on a blocking spree and blocked big name influencers such as @RealJamesWoods and @Catturd2. Both accumulated millions of followers. Blocking is a necessary tool to prevent trolls and junk mail spam, but apparently Musk wanted everyone to be subjected to his ads. Musk got huffy and blocked prominent conservatives from his messages as he smugly tweeted, “Pretty fun blocking people who complain that blocking is going away. How does the medicine taste?”

The response you get from X if you’re a liberal and want to keep the block feature … vs … the response you get from X if you’re a conservative and say the exact same thing. pic.twitter.com/wE2jShkJal

— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) August 21, 2023

X looks like it is going toward the “pay to play” method where your opinions will only reach your followers if you opt into paying Musk $8 bucks a month for twitter blue. Even then your tweets can be de-amplified, which means little to no reach. Nice gig you got going there, Elon.

We’re concerned that such censorship will worsen as the 2024 election approaches. Will they ban memes next? Musk refused to reinstate our original @grrrgraphics account (it had a large audience). Will they soon ban our new X account, @grrrgraphics2?

Stay tooned.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

“If you’re going to post something that is lawful but it’s awful, you get labeled,” Yaccarino said. “You get de-amplified, which means it cannot be shared, and it is certainly demonetized.”

Ironically this is the policy of Lemmy libs defederating from Hexbear.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

holy shit Ben has became wayy too online

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think it's anti-Musk? He's mad about Musk blocking catturd. I don't think he quite grasps how free speech works, so why exactly he thinks Buttigieg or Kamala have anything to do with it is a mystery.

edit: ok turns out that's Musk and Linda Yaccarino, not Buttigieg and Kamala. Ben left the labels off the one time they would have actually been useful. Either way he still doesn't understand free speech, because it's a private platform and they're free to ban whoever they want for whatever reason they want.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What? No giant juicy ass in my Ben Garrison comic?! Where's the ass Ben?!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

My dream in life would be for twitter to just cause every phone it is installed on and every server that runs it to self destruct all at once

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

The Linda Yaccarino working for the WEF thing is like catnip for reactionaries right now. It's just the same generic antisemitism conspiracy theory about Jews running banks but now it's scary woke blue hairs running banks.

Reactionaries are sometimes impressive because their conspiracy theories get right up to the line of saying "it's the Jews" without outright saying it. Most of them don't even realize it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

glad to know i'm not the only one who thought that was kamala.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Twitter bad!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Wtf kind of standing lessons are these folks getting

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Hmm not incomprehensible enough, let's redo it in ye olde englifh where every S is an F for some reason

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

It's hard to tell if Garrison likes my-hero . The look is vaugely flattering but doesn't look horny the way he draws trump-dapper