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Drying wet boy rolls worse debate ever, asks to leave debate club.

~~Donald Da Rizzler~~
Trump the Rizzless

Get your Syads! out for the no rizzler

president baby gronk

Ummm saying that Israel has the right to fertilize their crops with the bone meal of ground up Palestinians is an opinion. No fact check needed this is 0 Pinnochios

Also what the fuck was she on about when she accused Trump of selling ships to China? Trump started the whole export restrictions thing

They gave her a complete pass on everything and hammered him. Not that i care how they treat him, but their idea of "facts" are definitely skewed toward the lanyard accepted view

What happens when neither candidate has any juice?

This kills the crab.

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Ninja edit

Okay. I sorely need knew meme material. I'm constantly using stuff that no other Hexbear has used in ~5 years.

What happens when neither candidate has any juice?

Judging from last night's debate, I'd say we're already there.

A process to find the two most personable aspiring war criminals in amerikkka

The eternal unseen, unheard Biden reign

replace trump with joe rogan. it would be over for harris. republicans aren't smart enough tho

Our big wet boy has dried up.

He was already pretty dry at that point. No one talked about because Biden was wven worse, but he's declined a lot. Probably been like this since he had Covid

I agree. When he was recovering from covid - he wanted to leave the hospital and do a reveal to show he was wearing a Superman shirt underneath. And when took his reality tv-like triumphant return to the White House via Marine One - I'm not exaggerating when I say I thought he might have a stress-related health problem right then outside the White House. He looked sickly and struggling to breathe. But he was in denial and the hogs loved it. Their hero returned.

When he nearly got assassinated - his raised fist was an insane display of courage. And then - all things considered - he had fairly dignified exit from the stage to his armor-protected vehicle. It was in no way like the movies where the Secret Service agents are pushing the president along because every second counts. And in another un-movie detail - I think he even managed another raised fist before they finally managed to get him in the car. It's impossible to know what he was thinking in the aftermath but I think it was possible his massive adrenaline rush made him forget that actual reality is not like reality tv. When you die in reality - that's it. You're actually dead.

And then when he turned on his tv - even in his right-wing media bubble he must have felt awful when it was clear a huge number of people didn't care very much about him or they were lamenting the fact he didn't die. After the shooting - I'm unaware of any grandstanding and boasting Trump did about it. And I assume not only has he been ruminating that he nearly died - he's probably also thinking you can only avoid the Grim Reaper only so many times and at 78 - he's not going to live forever.

Drier than a good sense of humor. Sad!

He's probably still going to win lmao.

Also you know you're dealing with turbolibs when they start breaking out words like "fuckface".

I love how every online liberal acts like they're the Will Graham of narcissism.

Admittedly though, they do know what it feels like to be self-involved with no ability to reflect on one's thoughts or actions.

she grabbed him by the pussy

Libs love when they get to use refetences to SA and homophobia (heh Trump is le gay for Putin). They believe in nothing

Liberals are cold spineless opportunists, but conservatives absolutely revel in clownish bullshit.

It's 's contest to lose. is getting the same output of support no matter what.