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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

I hate playing against control decks

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One time in high school, someone tried to do one of these on me, accidentally drew four cards, and they were all swords. Then she went pale, made some excuse, and left.

It was pretty funny.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That means you badass or about to die?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

All the swords cards are variants on "conflict in your future." I don't know the specific ones.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You're going to be disloyal to your masters.

You're going to do something stupid and reckless.

It is going to pay out in the end though.

  • Source: I looked at the cards and these are the vibes I got.

(This is not legal, medical or investment advice and is given for entertainment purposes only)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I'm always disloyal to my masters so I'm glad to hear my typical buffoonery will lead me to wealth in the near future.

10 of Pentacles | 2 of Cups | Reversed Star

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah, congratulations on the new baby or sorry that happened to your mom

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

said your username and drew these...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah fuck, that blows, thanks for letting me know ig

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

At least it isn't ZA WARUDO. That is usually bad... or at least quite a struggle ahead.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hexbear won't let me upload the photo but you got:

The Hermit Reversed | Wheel of Fortune | 4 of Wands

I'll post the pic if photo upload in comments starts working for me, think I may be temporarily rate limited econony

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I have some vague understanding of the Tarot party game, enough to read that as "you went on a journey that changed things for the better and you're prospering for it." I mean, this year's been kind of like that already but it's actually kind of ominous if I were to take it seriously: "you need to do that again. Get those change of address forms ready!" sweat

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Reversed 5 of Swords | The Devil | King of Swords.

You'll get a photo if upload starts working again timmy-pray

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

no i meant with the tarot cards

metalike, 22 inches, or?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'd like a tarot reading for what's gonna happen on my next run

Also quick interpretation: You're gonna get some bad news related to a creative project, but with them a new opportunity will present itself. Seizing on this new opportunity will yield something materially good for you. The bad news could be something as simple as a writers' block and the new opportunity is simply you moving on to do something else, instead of hammering away at something you struggle with.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Almost nobody is being helpful (I would but I'm on the train and don't have my tarot book) but now I want a tarot comm where we can all help each other interpret our tarot readings

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

This, please. I mostly use it for debugging code, at this point, but it would be a good creative outlet to do some community stuff.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I think thats good? The Fool is a pretty good card to have in the center i think...

Obligatory "there are no 'good' or 'bad' cards, every card has it's own interpretation that can have both positive and negative aspects to it" nerd

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I just drew 3 tower cards, send help

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

The cards says you're going to do 9/11 but bigger. Are you in any way related to the Bush dynasty?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Obligatory "there are no 'good' or 'bad' cards, every card has it's own interpretation that can have both positive and negative aspects to it"

I think that's right too it's all about vibe.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i mean i wouldn't book any travel if i were you but otherwise it's probably fine

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i am actually traveling in a few weeks so uh....

said your username and got these hope they make sense

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

said your username and drew these...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

is this hold'em or omaha

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Yes, first you will be upside down and this will be very distressing, but then a carefree fellow will come along, get you right side up, and then leave you with a cookie.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

that's right

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

maybe:

  • its a game and
  • its meant to be played with your own mind. and
  • only because (and only if) your mind happens to have impact on the future, playing in mind with random imaginations comparing them to your situation or projections to the future also happens to have some impact on the future.

maybe 🤷

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

More of a tea reader. All I could assume on this is you'll have an interesting week.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If it were me I would've drawn 3 straight chariots 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥 (I have no idea what that means)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

no chariot pulled but upload didn't work for you either :/

Queen of Swords | Reversed Justice | King of Cups

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

That's good right? temmie

Tell me that's good kobeni-sweat

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

depends what game you're playing with em, i reckon.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

La carroza, la carroza! Invertido! Carta de guerra, de venganza! La vi sin ruedas sobre un rio obscuro! Un maleficio! Carroza de muertos, llena de huesos!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I'd hold out to see if anyone else has Mrs Bun the baker's wife if I were you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

May I have a reading please?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

The Mirror Doubles

Divides

Advancing Losses

Spinning Victory

End Over End

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

dunno if this is good or not but hope you like it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Drinking out of cups. Being a Hierophant.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Just draw me a bit of everything. Some flowy dresses. Some pentagram stuff. Whatever makes sense.

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