Chechen warlord
Look, not a Kadyrov fan by any stretch of the imagination, but look at how this headline is dripping with American exceptionalism. I would love to see US presidents referred to as "warlords" from now on.
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I'll settle for city mayors- the mayor of NY has a bigger army than Kadyrov
He has bigger army than like 3/4th of countries in the world. And better armed too.
And more violent and less trained and more donutsdonutsdonuuuts
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adding Friday that he had sent two additional Tesla Cybertrucks to the frontline.
Comedy timeline holy shit
Russia formally gets everything east of the Dnieper in the eventual ceasefire negotiation and Ukraine gets Chechnya as an exclave because Kadyrov posted cringe
Still love the car though
The twist was that there is no conspiracy, it is just a shitty product
Elon assassinated by Chechens please, god, please
DO NOT BUY IMPERIALCORE ELECTRIC VEHICLES AFTER THE LEBANON TERROR BOMBINGS.
Except when a Tesla explodes it's just because they do that sometimes
Plausible deniability.
Imagine paying 80k for a car that doesnt work lol
Maybe it's a silver lining if it doesn't work. If it does work - the enemy probably can easily hack something and figure out where he are. I hope the yahoo livestreams himself in battle.
"After we get over that hill we'll get to the battlefiel—" and that's it for the Cybertechnical and warlord too.
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Maybe we should call it the Cybernical?
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chechen warlord
he's a chechen war-failson first of all
It's a funny way to describe him, because yeah he definitely has warlord vibes and he's probably a terrible person, but he is the elected prime minister of the Chechen republic and a colonel-general in the Russian military. Like he's got state-legitimacy, he's not Joseph Kony.
That said referring to the US presidents and various Governors as Warlords would be pretty cool and funny so I'll allow it.
Texan warlord Greg Abbott
Fits him pretty well I think
Potential conflict between Supreme Warlord Biden and Texan Warlord Abbott over the wall of death at the Southern border.
eric adams as the american zhang zhongchang
wait what qualifies someone to be called a warlord? shouldn't every US president be called that? actually basically every "Western" leader in pretty much all of history should right?
Basically legitimacy and having army. Oxford definition is "a military commander, especially an aggressive regional commander with individual autonomy." Kadyrov technically would be a warlord from the Russian point of view, but he's the legal head of federated state and his army is legal too and do legal things, he also have relevant and real rank in RF forces.
Lmao capitalism fans be like "In communism you wouldn't own anything" but here we are with a car sold by a peak capitalist and oops he can just take your property away without questions.
Lmao, imagine being the poor bastard forced to drive a poorly made time bomb into a war zone.
Hilux Episode 5: Toyota Strikes Back
his mistake getting such a shit truck
He made a Cybertruck technical????
Can't even spraypaint camo on it because it'll rust the body off so your giant chrome target just glitters in the sun.
I can't think of anything better then riding a huge incendiary device into battle
there's no way this shit performs well in combat. it falls apart if you close the door too hard
And its mfs like this that think this war is against "Western Values"
Concerning 
"actually they just do that"
It’s not been disabled, it works at intended
"It was supposed to be an update..."
Wish his breathing was disabled....
Но мне все равно нравится грузовик!
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