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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Pathfinder goblins are great.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And the best part?

There are regional Goblin cultures like the Dokkaebi goblins of Tian Xia, they make pottery and make magic hats to turn themselves invisible

D&D never gave goblins that level of respect

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

D&D never gave goblins that level of respect

WOTC is too busy rehashing Original Creatures Do Not Steal such as Wish Dot Com Lovecraft known as Illithids.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

Goblin deez nuts! Gottem!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

Everyone always asking what is goblin but not how is goblin.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Wholesome answerA turkey! possum-mama

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

People always ask what is goblin, never how is goblin kitty-birthday-sad

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Baby don't gob me

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

The Goblin King is doing great, thanks for asking.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A 70s Italian prog group that also made some pretty sick horror movie soundtracks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Basically every Dario Argento Movie OST

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Its me. Im goblin

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Baby don't hurt me

Don't hurt me

No more

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

The corgi be goblin her snacks

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

This

apparently

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I found YouTube links in your comment. Here are links to the same videos on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

Link 1:

Link 2:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Not much, what's goblin with you?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

A featherless biped.

Behold! A goblin! smoking-fish