A group of adventurers infiltrated his dungeon and slew him, but he will reform from his phylactery in 1d8 days
this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2023
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die you miserable old piece of shit
Critical support for the injury.
Dare I say UNcritical support for the injury, that injury is my comrade.
hope it takes like 3 brutal weeks to kill him, if he dies without suffering I will be furious
Death to America
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He will sit at the Golden Throne and a thousand souls would be sacrificed every day to keep him alive.
Henry Kissinger was trying to create his own Webway but suffered an injury when his psychic shield was broken by Magnus the Red.
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no, not now, I can't savour it in the middle of palestenian genocide
finger curls on the monkey's paw
Reginald DesRoaches
Lol lmao, this isn't a real name
Update 03/11/23 - A confidential source disclosed that the injury was due to the cultist removing his heart during the ritual to Mammon was sloppy in cutting open his rib cage. But Kissenger has been successfully changed into a lich and is expected to make a full recovery.
Sadly we all know when it finally happens the news will refer to him as "Nobel peace prize winner, Henry Kissinger" and talk about his hard work at peace activism; and you know what? When we're all cheering from the rooftops and flying banners of many different countries he ruined, libs will be telling us to show respect for the dead, regardless of political disagreements
Sure, but will you let that lessen your enjoyment? Will it actually make you respect the dead? I will be in a good enough mood to withstand quite a lot of liberal handwringing, considering that we are talking about when Henry Kissinger is finally actually dead.
On the other hand even John Oliver has called for his death
Kissenger is the only one of us who will live to see world communism
Hexbear wouldn’t load for a second there, I assumed that meant the fucker’d finally croaked
lying about that is still a bannable offense i think
As it should be
What kind of Dickensian ass name is Reginald DesRoaches
he's haitian
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Injury
Doesn't make me too hopeful, old fuck probably just fell in the shower or something, sadly.
the fucker is 100 years old, a fall in the shower has like a 98% fatality rate.
fucking please let this be it. we need this win
It isn't really a win. The fucker's done his crimes and now gets to die peacefuly, his death won't give me happiness but it will give some closure.
I hope that fucking injury makes him suffer.
It's been a rough week. We all need this right now.
So if and when he finally goes down, what's going to be the official themesong of him dying?
Holiday in Cambodia?
this guy's gonna live to like 120, I can just see it
Maybe god is forcing him to be alive so he can witness second soviet union.
Then he will die
yeah my first thought was he’s like tom hanks in the green mile and he’s being punished by god with unnaturally long life. he has to see all his evil works undone before he’s allowed to enter hell
Henry Kissinger dyes... his hair.
The only downside of this, we can't be there to personally wispier taunts about his immortal soul hanging by a mere thread before he plunges into eternal hellfire... And there's nothing he can do about it, the great equalizer of death will take him sooner or later. And if there is no hell today, there will be one created the day that he dies, because whatever you believe sparked this plane of existence into being cannot bare his sins going unpunished.
please...i'm begging you.. just die already 
Ready the crabs
I think he might be reinforced for a little longer, with how many innocents are being killed at the moment. Fingers crossed?
This is near Dan Crenshaw's district, which may be a clue as to how Kissinger injured himself.
agent Crenshaw.
The two of them had a tense sniper battle in the jungle while he wore a photosynthetic ghillie suit?
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