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[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is this an effort to get women more interested in football?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I interpreted it as an attempt to get men interested in astrology.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

I can confirm, I'm a man and I love my MBTI memes.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

That's just myers-briggs

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)

First we let the math nerds into sports, now we're letting the astrology nerds in?! Where will it end? stalin-stressed

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Sports D&D. They're gonna start rolling 1d20s to figure out plays

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I do love me some dice rolling football

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Bloodbowl is already a thing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

To paraphrase Penny Arcade: the quarterback is a wizard, the linemen are tanks and the receivers are DPS. The backs are hybrid DPS/Bruisers, linebackers are assassins, and damage is measured in yards.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

...did he just predict a match outcome based on the fucking farmer's almanac

i hope detroit pulls it out just to spite him and the moon

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What has the moon ever done for us, anyway?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

A whole lot of things actually you know I'm pretty sure we wouldn't be here without it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

The Lions are playing the Packers who have been pretty bad this year, they’re definitely the favorites tomorrow regardless of the moon.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Damned farmer magic

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (3 children)

This Packers team indeed needs the aid of the cosmos to beat the Lions. I say this as a newly suffering cheesehead.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

FTP. Fuck 12. If there's one good thing the packers gives us it's double entendres with anti police slogans lol. also as a bears fans I gotta find the little things. I'm pretty sure I hate our fandom more than you guys do.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The Bears management has done more damage to the fans of the Bears than the Packers could ever hope to. But still, fuck the Bears.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

True lol. It really hit me when your hippie ass ex QB said "I fucking own you" and I was just like ya they do. Fuck.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Newly suffering because they just got bad or because you just became a packers fan? If the latter, then damn you have bad timing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I was born into the two religions of rural Wisconsin: Catholicism and Packer fandom. Was able to shake the Catholicism, but I bought a share of the team. So, I'm stuck with them for life.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Enochian Ceremonial Don Majkowski

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

He played for both teams. This might work.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is the second most interesting fact about the Lions. The most interesting is that the last head coach of the Lions to be the head coach of another NFL team after he was fired/resigned from coaching the Lions is Buddy Parker.

Buddy Parker quit in 1956 and was later the head coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers. Since then, every Lions head coach never became the head coach of another NFL team.

If you get fired by the Lions, your career is over.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Also there was that time the NFL went from 15 to 16 games a season and the Lions were the first team ever to go 0-16 lmao

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Lions were indeed the first to go 0-16, but it was in 2008, 30 years after the regular season was changed from 14 to 16 games.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is this the team that has a guy who taylor-commie is dating

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Na that's the chiefs.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Makes as much sense as the Stock Market.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Update: Lions are down 23-6 at the half lmao

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

and it happened again lmao

Death to America

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Afl and NFL merged? I'd watch that. Do you think the NFL guys would win because they have armor, or would the AFL guys win because they can pick the ball up off the ground?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Look how quickly you socialists throw away FTP...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Is there a new kinda of Thanksgiving Waxing Gibbous Werewolf that sucks at football I should I know about?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Yeah I back the blue